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我这个人不喜欢钓鱼的，也没有别人所谓的鱼塘，虽然没有鱼塘，但是我有沙滩，那么问题来了，你愿意做我的沙滩上最美的沙雕吗？每天笑一笑，让自己活得更加快乐，记住真正懂得微笑的人，总是容易获得比别人更多的机会，总是容易取得成功，总是能获取更多的幸运，下面分享一些沙雕句子，大家一起来笑一笑吧！——题记
小时候的我们总是喜欢把不开心的事情表现在脸上，可是长大以后就不一样了，我们已经不喜欢把不开心的事情表现的在脸上了，主要原因就是烦恼太多，脸已经不够用了。
When we were young, we always like to show unhappy things on the face, but when we grow up, it is not the same. We already don"t like to show unhappy things on the face, the main reason is that there are too many troubles, and the face is not enough.
在冬天处对象，我完全不能接受所谓的异地恋，我只能接受两栋楼的距离，我觉得要是再远一点出门就要被冻死了。
In the winter, I can"t accept the so-called long-distance relationship at all. I can only accept the distance of two buildings. I feel that if I go any further, I will freeze to death.
每到过年的时候就会被逼问为什么还不交女朋友，今天我给你们想了一堆理由，比如说不愿意将就，不喜欢异地，又或者是还没遇到喜欢的，但是最主要的原因还是因为没人要！
Every Chinese New Year will be forced to ask why not a girlfriend, today I give you think of a bunch of reasons, such as don"t want to compromise, don"t like different places, or haven"t met like, but the main reason is because no one wants!
这么多年我始终想不明白，为什么每次过年，长辈们就喜欢把压岁钱给那些小朋友，他们还小，根本不会花钱好吗？而我们这些二十几岁的小朋友就没有压岁钱呢？他们就不能把压岁钱给我们这种既缺钱又会花钱的大朋友呢？
So many years I have always wondered why every New Year, the elders like to give the money to those children, they are still young, do not know how to spend money? And those of us in our twenties have no lucky money? Can"t they give the lucky money to our big friends who are both short of money and can spend it?
脱单小秘诀：假如有一个女孩子在你面前小声的抽泣的话，作为一个男人，此时此刻的你应该怎么做呢？是把她揽入怀中吗？还是给她递去纸巾？我觉得这些都不能彰显你的个性，其实你应该轻轻地拍一拍她的肩膀，然后跟她说：“你是不是没吃饭，哭得这么小声的，大点声啊！”
Single little secret: if there is a girl in front of you whisper SOB, as a man, at this moment what should you do? Take her in your arms? Or pass her a tissue? I don"t think any of this shows off your personality. Instead, you should tap her on the shoulder and say, "You"re crying so loudly because you didn"t eat."
马上又要过年了，也不知道你们有没有想好新年礼物？我就想说如果你们想好了的话，那要早点告诉我，我得把我的地址告诉你，你赶快给我寄过来，不然快递都要停运了。哈哈哈哈！
New Year"s Day is coming soon, I don"t know if you have any plans for New Year gifts? I just want to say that if you have decided, you need to tell me earlier, I need to give you my address, you need to send it to me quickly, otherwise the delivery will be stopped. Ha ha ha!
活了这么多年，好像暗恋的人也没有几个，但是想要暗杀的人却有一大堆。
Lived for so many years, as if there are few people like, but want to assassinate a lot of people.
结语：人生不如意之事，十之八九都是自寻烦恼，何不看开一点，要是生活给不了你快乐，那你就自己寻找快乐，希望以上这些沙雕句子，能够带给你快乐。
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