1、趁年轻就应该多吃苦，这样老了之后吃苦才习惯。
You should bear more hardships when you are young, so that you can get used to them when you are old.
2、天生我材必有用，至今不知怎么用。
I was born to be useful. I still don"t know how to use it.
3、每次逛街都有好多人给我发传单，这就是我，美的令人发纸的我。
Every time I go shopping, a lot of people give me flyers. This is me. I am beautiful.
4、真的有男孩子愿意在这个冬天不远千里给我送吃的，我很感动，就是配送费太贵了。
There are really boys willing to send me food from afar in this winter. I am very moved, but the delivery fee is too expensive.
5、曾经沧海桑田难为水，如今鱼香肉丝配鸡腿。
Once upon a time, it"s hard to get water in the mulberry fields. Now, fish flavored shredded pork with chicken legs.
6、娶我这样一个女人 虽然不倾国 不倾城 但可以让你倾家。
Marry a woman like me, though not to your country or city, but it can make you to your family.
7、为什么精神小伙都那么瘦，最有效的减肥操是不是社会摇？
Why the spirit of young people are so thin, the most effective weight loss exercise is not social shake?
8、或许看武打片真的能减肥，因为里面经常说 你快受（瘦）死吧！
Maybe watching martial arts movies can really lose weight, because it is often said that you are going to die!
9、美籍华人算什么，我可是华籍美人。
What is Chinese American? I"m a Chinese beauty.
10、好想，谈一场你妈拿着一千万让我离开你的恋爱。
I really want to talk about a love that your mother took 10 million to let me leave you.
11、这么多年，不喝敌敌畏，就是怕开盖有惊喜，畅享多一瓶该与谁分享。
For so many years, if you don"t drink dichlorvos, you are afraid that there will be surprise when you open the lid. You can enjoy one more bottle of dichlorvos with whom to share it.
12、这年代谁还没有个擅长的乐器了？我退堂鼓打得可棒了。
Who doesn"t have a good musical instrument in these days? I"m a great quitter.
13、新的一天，不知道送你什么好，上游戏吗，送你几个人头。
New day, I don"t know what to give you, on the game, give you a few heads.
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