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1.像我这么漂亮的小姐姐,没点体重能压得了我的美貌吗?
A beautiful little sister like me, can my beauty be suppressed without weight?
2.头这么疼,一定有人榨取我的大智慧!My head hurts so much that someone must have squeezed my great wisdom!
3.你有腹肌,我有肚皮,不是很腹,但是很皮!
You have abdominal muscles, I have belly, not very belly, but very skin!
4.比起穷这个弱点,丑根本不值得一提!Compared with the weakness of poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning at all!
5.别扯了,这世界根本没有怀才不育,只有不育不孕!
Don"t pull it, there is no infertility in this world, only infertility!
6.今天下楼梯摔了一跤,要不是有这么多肉垫着,得多疼啊!
I fell down the stairs today, but for so much meat, it would hurt so much!
7.天没降大任于我,照样,苦我心志,劳我筋骨!
The day didn"t fall on me, so, bitter my mind, fatigue my bones and muscles!
8.千万不要在一颗树上吊死,可以到周围的树上多试几次!
Never hang yourself in a tree, try it several times in the surrounding trees!
9.怎么可能,我都已经把手机调成了风行模式,从五楼扔下去,还是碎了!
How is it possible? I have turned my mobile phone into a popular mode. I threw it from the fifth floor and it still broke!
10.熬夜,是因为没勇气结束这一天,赖床,是因为没有勇气开始这一天!
Staying up late is because I don"t have the courage to end this day, and staying in bed is because I don"t have the courage to start this day!
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