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天气冷了,有什么事来我被窝说!
It"s cold. Come to my bed and say anything!
有一种思念叫望穿秋水, 有一种寒冷叫忘了穿秋裤!
There is a kind of yearning called looking through autumn water, and a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long trousers!
有人笑我穿的厚,我笑他人冻得透!
Some people laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being completely frozen!
不回消息不是我高冷,而是我手冷!
It"s not that I"m cold, but that my hands are cold!
脱衣服全靠勇气,起床全靠爆发力!
Take off your clothes by courage, and get up by explosive power!
拿得起放不下的是筷子,陷阱去出不来的是被窝!
It"s chopsticks that can"t be put down, but it"s bed that can"t get out of the trap!
冷就一个字,我只会说一次,剩下的全部用鼻涕来代替!
Cold is a word, I will only say it once, and the rest will be replaced by snot!
记得冬天多穿点,谁让你在这个冬天没人抱!
Remember to wear more clothes in winter, who told you that no one would hold you this winter!
本想对你回眸一笑,谁知道天气太冷突然冒了个鼻涕泡!
I wanted to look back at you and smile, but I knew it was too cold and suddenly I had a snot bubble!
这个冬天很冷,你们有人取暖,我就自己插口袋了!
It"s very cold this winter. If some of you keep warm, I"ll put it in my pocket myself!
冬天到了,如果你不能给我拥抱,就给我买件外套吧!
Winter is coming, if you can"t give me a hug, buy me a coat!
你要多穿衣服,千万别冻着了我的全!
You should wear more clothes, don"t freeze my whole body!
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