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1、你多大？
回复：西瓜那么大。
How old are you?
Reply: watermelon is so big.
2、你之前有谈过恋爱吗？
回复：全网无前任，有也不承认。
Have you ever been in love before?
Reply: there is no predecessor in the whole network.
3、可以发一张照片看看吗？
回复：365张不重样，请问你要哪一天的那一张。
Can you send a picture to see it?
Reply: 365 pieces are not duplicate samples. Which one do you want.
4、在吗？
回复：你想要我wiff在线，还是4g在线。
are you there?
Re: do you want me to be wiff online or 4G online.
5、改天请你吃饭。
回复：改天多麻烦呀，我现在就有空。
I"ll invite you to dinner another day.
Reply: how troublesome another day, I"m free now
6、你一般失眠的时候都在想什么呀？
回复：废话，当然是想睡觉。
What do you think about when you are insomnia?
Reply: nonsense, I want to sleep, of course.
7、如果你愿意跟我在一起，我想给你这个世界。
回复：那你先整吧，整到了再说。
If you want to be with me, I want to give you the world.
Reply: Well, you can adjust it first, and then we can finish it.
8、历史老师：你为什么交白卷？
回复：因为我不想篡改历史。
History teacher: Why did you hand in the blank paper?
Re: because I don"t want to tamper with history.
9、你头屑怎么那么多呀？
回复：你根本不懂得什么叫做帅的掉渣。
Why do you have so much dandruff?
Reply: you don"t know what to call handsome scum.
10、认识你很高兴。
回复：你高兴的太早了。
Nice to meet you.
Re: it"s too early for you to be happy.
11、你上厕所一定要玩手机吗？
回复：那玩什么？玩你吗？
Do you have to play with your cell phone when you go to the bathroom?
Reply: what do you play? Play with you?
12、你是？
回复：奥特曼。
You are?
Re: Altman.
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