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1、来我家吃饭吗？我亲自下毒。
Do you come to my house for dinner? I"ll poison you myself.
2、做饭我是认真的，难吃我是天生的。
I"m serious about cooking. I"m born with bad cooking.
3、好坏全靠运气，咸淡全靠手气。
Good or bad all depends on luck, salt and light all depends on luck.
4、别人的厨艺是生活，我的厨艺是生存。
Other people"s cooking is life, my cooking is survival.
5、是时候表演真正的技术了。
It"s time to show real technology.
6、老说我朋友圈没营养，那就发个营养的。
It"s always said that my WeChat moments has no nutrition, so I"ll give it a nutritious one.
7、变贤惠的第一步。
The first step to becoming virtuous.
8、比你做饭好吃这件事，我很抱歉。
I"m sorry that it"s better than your cooking.
9、久吃成厨。
After eating for a long time, I became a cook.
10、恋爱可以慢慢谈，吃饭必须马上吃。
Love can be slow to talk, eat must eat immediately.
11、白开水烧的一绝。
I boiled the water very well.
12、吃好喝好长生不老，第n次尝试做饭，失败。
Eat well, drink well and live forever. I failed to cook for the nth time.
13、你不要误会，我不是想吃，只是在想吃的路上。
Don"t get me wrong. I don"t want to eat. I"m just on my way to eat.
14、心中有光，慢食三餐。
Light in the heart, eat three meals slowly.
15、锅没糊，家没炸，我还在。
The pot didn"t paste, the house didn"t fry, I was still there.
16、人生苦短，再来一碗。
Life is short, another bowl.
17、生活除了诗和远方，还有烧烤和啤酒。
Besides poetry and distance, there are barbecue and beer.
18、平平无奇做饭小天才。
He is a genius at cooking.
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