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1、若不是你突然闯进我生活,月底我至少还剩二百多。
If you didn"t break into my life suddenly, I would have at least 200 at the end of the month.
2、你家真穷,我说去你家玩,你说没门。
Your family is really poor. I said to go to your house to play. You said there is no door.
3、我是人见人爱的人,你可以叫我爱人。
I"m a loved one. You can call me a lover.
4、你有一头小毛驴,你从来都不骑,因为你太重了。
You have a little donkey, you never ride because you are too heavy.
5、抛个硬币,如果摔碎了,今天就不吃晚饭了。
Toss a coin. If it breaks, we won"t have dinner today.
6、我还有八个多月就过生日了,现在吃个蛋糕不过分吧!
I"m more than eight months away from my birthday. Now I"ll have a cake first. It"s not too much!
7、我小时候抓了一把沙子,家人以为我长大后会去搞建筑,结果我现在是一个沙雕。
When I was a child, I grabbed a handful of sand. My family thought that I would go to architecture when I grew up. As a result, I am now a sand sculpture.
8、我抓了朵玫瑰,以为会拥有真挚的爱情,没想到是天天还花呗。
I grabbed a rose and thought that I would have sincere love. I didn"t expect that I would pay back the Ant Credit Pay every day.
9、我知道岁月会磨平我的棱角,但也没想到是把我摁在地上摩擦。
I know that time will smooth my edges, but I didn"t expect it to rub me on the ground.
10、从今以后,我不会再喝酒了,如果再看到我喝酒,请帮我倒满。谢谢!
From now on, I will not drink any more. If you see me drinking again, please fill it up for me. thank you!
11、我发现我挺会哄男孩子睡觉的,只要我一给他们发消息,他们就会说我睡觉了。
I find that I can coax boys to sleep. As soon as I send them a message, they will say I"m sleeping.
12、如果我一夜暴富,那么我一定没睡醒。
If I get rich overnight, I must not wake up.
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