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你那点智商和见识，晚上留着数月亮吧。
Your intelligence and insight, keep the moon at night.
成天哥哥哥哥的，怎么的，你要下蛋啊？
brother all day, what, you"re laying eggs？
嘴闲就去舔马桶，别在这叭叭的，烦你看不出来？
mouth to lick the toilet, don"t be here, you ca n" t see?
你是没有朋友所以没有朋友圈吗？天天来看我这个大美女。
Do you have no friends so you don"t have a circle of friends? Come and see me every day.
这么喜欢介入我和我对象不如你叫我一身爸爸以后你啥事我们都管。
So much for getting involved with me, not as much for me as you call me a dad and we"ll take care of everything.
你对我的态度一直都很茶颜悦色，我好喜欢你。
Your attitude towards me has always been very pleasant, I like you so much.
干什么啊干什么，还躲在屏幕后暗戳戳看着我呢，你又在嫉妒什么啊？
What are you doing? You"re hiding behind the screen.
你要是对我有意见就给我打电话，要是连我电话都没有的话，你不配对我有意见。
Call me if you have a problem with me. If you don"t have a problem with me, you do n" t have a problem with me.
骨骼挺清奇啊，聊斋哪一集的啊？
The bones are very clear, which episode of Liaozhai？
你的脑装是水我知道，但没必要水到全身都是脏水吧。
Your brain water I know, but there"s no need for it to be dirty.
百度搜不到你，搜狗一定可以。
Baidu can not search you, Sogou can certainly.
妹妹家住洞庭湖吗，养出你这个碧螺春。
Does my sister live in Dongting Lake.
妹妹你的脸好漂亮啊，既然你不要了撕下来给我怎么样？
Sister, your face is so beautiful, since you don"t want to tear it off for me？
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