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一，及时止损 你止啥损啊 你有啥可损的啊
Stop loss in time. What are you doing? What are you doing
二，今天比甄嬛在翊坤宫小产那天还要热
Today is even hotter than the day of the birth of the Qiankun Palace
三，很喜欢鲁迅说过的一句话：我想喝奶茶
I like what Lu Xun said: I want to drink milk tea
四，大多数女孩喜欢的颜色应该都是粉吧 比如螺蛳粉 羊肉粉 酸辣粉之类的
Most girls like the color should be powder, such as spiral lions powder mutton powder hot and sour rice noodles and the like
五，我除了睡觉的时候不想睡觉其他时候都想睡觉
I don"t want to sleep except when I sleep. I want to sleep all the time
六，我现在有点不开心 我要去打排位 你们也别想开心
I"m a little upset right now. I"m going to qualifying, and you"re not going to be happy
七，阻碍我富起来的最大原因就是我总是动不动就想犒劳一下自己
The biggest thing that keeps me from getting rich is that I always want to reward myself
八，有时候挺讨厌自己的 不会说话，太过于善良还这么可爱
Sometimes I hate myself. I can"t talk. I"m too kind and so cute
九，看了你的照片，好家伙， 今天晚上梦里男主角就你了
I saw your picture, good guy. You"re the hero of my dream
十，有的时候不多出门走走 都不知道在家玩手机多爽
Sometimes I don"t know how cool it is to play mobile phones at home without going out and walking
十一，去办信用卡被拒绝了 人家要填写经济来源，我填了网恋
Going to do a credit card was rejected. People have to fill in the source of income. I filled in online dating.
十二，你不孤单 有我晚安 真挚的友谊来自源源不断的问候 大家晚上好 祝大家游戏总是输 恋爱总是哭
You"re not alone have me good night sincere friendship from a steady stream of greetings good evening everyone wish everyone games always lose love always cry
十三，我从来不会主动钓鱼，我要男人奔我来，所以我到现在都还是个单身
I never take the initiative to fish, I want men to come to me, so I am still single
十四，谁能想到天气这么热有人还在放寒假
Who would have thought it would be so hot that someone was still on winter vacation
十五，吃什么补什么 夏天吃布丁 蚊子就不叮
What to eat and what to eat in the summer to eat pudding mosquitoes do not bite
十六，有些人一旦错过真是，谢天谢地谢广坤
Some people miss it. Thank God. Thank you, Guangkun
十七，喜欢一个人是藏不住的 但你多喜欢几个就能藏住了
You can"t hide if you like someone, but you can hide if you like a few more
十八，物理自习课上，同学们都在做作业，老师说：大家有什么问题 就尽管问我。小明走过去 问：老师，牛顿的头发是在哪烫？
Physics self-study class, the students are doing homework, the teacher said: we have any questions just ask me. Xiao Ming went over and asked, teacher, where is Newton"s hair hot?
十九，生活不仅磨平了我的棱角，还把我擦的锃亮
Life not only smoothed my edges and corners, but also polished me.
二十，从今天起只要是我朋友谁没钱了就和我吱声我可以给你讲述一下我没钱的时候是怎么度过的
From now on, as long as it"s my friend who"s out of money, just let me know. I can tell you how I spent my time when I was out of money
二十一，我不喝酒不跑吧不抽烟没纹身 我以为你会说我是好女孩 没想到你说我是土狗
I don"t drink, I don"t run, I don"t smoke, I don"t have a tattoo. I thought you"d say I"m a good girl. I didn"t know you said I was a dog.
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