1、你是人间四月天，我是东北地三鲜。
You are the April Day of the world, and I am the three delicacies of the northeast.
2、你不珍惜我，那我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下一个村等你！
You do not cherish me, then I tell you, after this village, I wait for you in the next village!
3、我突然想吃烧烤，想着想着眼泪就从嘴角流了下来。
I suddenly want to eat barbecue, thinking about tears from the corners of the mouth down.
4、想谈一场恋爱，你妈拿一千万让我离开你的那种。
You want to fall in love, your mother paid 10 million to let me leave you.
5、从不羡慕别人腰细腿长，我的心宽体胖她们也没有。
I never envy others for their thin waist and long legs, nor do they have my generous heart and fat body.
6、我把自己吃那么圆，主要是不想别人把我看扁。
I eat myself so round, mainly because I don"t want others to look down on me.
7、想喝奶茶想吃肉，想不运动就变瘦。
Want to drink milk tea, want to eat meat, want to lose weight without exercise.
8、如果不能一夜暴富，两夜也行，一个月我也可以接受。
If you can"t get rich overnight, two nights will do, and I can accept it for a month.
9、我严重怀疑，丘比特把我的那只箭拿去穿串了。
I seriously doubt that Cupid took that arrow of mine and strung it.
10、瘦是放在口头的远方，吃是近在眼前的苟且。
Thin is placed in the distance of the oral, eating is close at hand.
11、别人赌气不吃饭，我赌气吃两碗。
Others don"t eat in a fit of pique, and I eat two bowls in a fit of pique.
12、太久没牵过手，拿个泡椒鸡爪都颤抖。
I haven"t held hands for too long, and I tremble with a pickled pepper chicken foot.
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