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1、可爱之人，必有可胖之处。
There must be fat places for lovely people.
2、我喜欢你，就算我是一只小刺猬，我也会插满甜甜的果子去见你。
I like you, even if I am a little hedgehog, I will also be filled with sweet fruit to see you.
3、世间安得两全法，不负油炸爆米花。
There is no perfect way. Live up to fried popcorn.
4、踮起脚尖去喜欢一个人时站不稳的，所以学好芭蕾之后，再去喜欢一个人，就会很稳。
When you stand on tiptoe to like someone, you can"t stand firm, so when you learn ballet well, you will be stable if you like someone again.
5、遇见你，就像兔子的世界，下起了胡萝卜雨。
Meeting you is like a carrot rain in the rabbit world.
6、你现在翅膀硬了，可以烤着吃了。
Your wings are hard now, and you can be roasted and eaten.
7、把不开心扔向外太空，结果掉下来又砸中了自己。
I threw my unhappiness into outer space, and then I fell down and hit myself.
8、干嘛要不开心，明天的薯片还是会很好吃。
Why not have fun? Tomorrow"s potato chips will still be delicious.
9、想要亲你一口，尝尝是不是糖做的，这么甜。
I want to give you a kiss and try if it"s made of sugar. It"s so sweet.
10、你别难过了，我有好多糖，你要哪一颗我都送给你，实在不行把我自己送给你吧！
You don"t feel sad, I have a lot of sugar, no matter which one you want, I will give it to you, if not, I will give myself to you!
11、以后我们在一起了，一定要分工明确，你收拾屋子，我收拾你。
After we are together, we must have a clear division of labor, you clean up the house, I clean up you.
12、如果我能拥有超能力，就把你心里的暗角点亮，把怪兽打跑再偷偷塞点糖果进去。
If I can have super power, I"ll light up the dark corner in your heart, beat the monster away, and then secretly put some candy in.
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