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1、没有男朋友的原因可能因为把风情万种都给了相机。
The reason why I don"t have a boyfriend may be that I gave the camera all kinds of amorous feelings.
2、有些人聊天记录翻出来都是情话暖言，而我的聊天记录翻出来全是作业答案。
Some people chat records turn out to be love words, and my chat records are all homework answers.
3、装酷真的没用，遇到喜欢的人我就想直接拖到天牢里关起来，每天给他送饭。
It"s no use pretending to be cool. When I meet someone I like, I just want to drag it to the prison and deliver food to him every day.
4、人有没有钱是看不出来的，当我们在街上擦肩而过的时候，你绝对想不到我是超级会员。
It"s hard to see whether people have money or not. When we pass by in the street, you never expect me to be a super member.
5、我从来不敢问你们喜欢什么样的女孩，因为我怕你们说喜欢我这样的。
I never dare to ask what kind of girl you like, because I"m afraid you say you like me.
6、朋友圈里没有对象的男孩子找我互删一下，别人不要的男孩子我也不要。
Boys who have no friends in the circle of friends ask me to delete each other. I don"t want boys who are not wanted by others.
7、本以为抓住了哥哥的手，就抓住了哥哥的心，没想到哥哥是个八爪鱼。
I thought I caught my brother"s hand, but I caught my brother"s heart. I didn"t expect that my brother was an octopus.
8、生活为你关上一道门的同时还会告诉你，这么丑就躲在家里吧。
When life closes a door for you, it will tell you that it is so ugly to hide at home.
9、我觉得我爱上了数学老师，因为在爱的人面前，智商基本为零。
I think I fell in love with the math teacher, because in front of the people I love, IQ is basically zero.
10、其实我难过的时候，只想要一个拥抱和一千万现金，没有拥抱，一千万现金也行。
In fact, when I"m sad, I just want a hug and 10 million cash. Without a hug, 10 million cash is OK.
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