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“你有没有发现我爱你”
“没有”
“毕竟父爱无声”
"Have you found that I love you?"
"No"
"After all, father"s love is silent"
“我来给你变个魔术，让你忘记自己是猪。”
“我不是猪啊”
“看你忘了吧！”
"I"ll give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig."
"I"m not a pig."
"You see, you forget it!"
“你知道你和沙僧有什么区别吗？”
“有什么区别？”
“他是沙僧，你是沙雕”
"Do you know the difference between you and monk Sha?"
"What"s the difference?"
"He"s monk Sha, you"re Shadiao"
“我遇到一个傻子，问他什么，他都不知道，你知道他叫什么名字吗？”
“不知道啊”
“你不就是那个傻子吗？”
"I met a fool. No matter what I asked him, he didn"t know. Do you know his name?"
"I don"t know"
"Aren"t you the fool?"
“以后我不养猫，不养狗，只养你”
“真的吗？”
“毕竟养猪能发家致富。”
"I don"t have cats or dogs, but you."
"Really?"
"After all, raising pigs can make a fortune."
“你喜欢玩水吗？”
“喜欢呀”
“那你就把碗洗了”
"Do you like to play with water?"
"Like it"
"Then you wash the dishes."
“我处对象只有一个要求”
“是什么？”
“就是能和我其他对象和平相处”
"I have only one requirement to have a boyfriend"
"What is it?"
"Just being able to get along with my other boyfriends"
“靠近我之前你一定要想清楚”
“为什么？”
“因为除了美，我一无所有”
"You have to think about it before you get close to me."
"Why?"
"Because I have nothing but beauty"
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