让人心情变好的皮句子 轻松一笑 每天的欢乐源泉！

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1、怎么形容自己的厨艺，烧得一手好厨房。

How do you describe your cooking? I burned the kitchen.

2、我喜欢她九年，她也伤我九年，她的名字叫九年义务教育。

I liked her for nine years, and she hurt me for nine years. Her name is nine years compulsory education.

3、其实科学早就证明过了，天气可以使人变年轻，邻居大爷今年七十多岁了，冻得跟孙子一样。

In fact, science has already proved that the weather can make people younger. My neighbor is over seventy years old this year, and he is as cold as his grandson.

4、廉价的爱情我不配，庸俗的金钱我最值得。

I don"t deserve cheap love, but vulgar money is worth it.

5、最近手很疼，医生说这是手机玩多了，需要男孩子的手牵一牵。

Recently, my hand hurts. The doctor said that this is because I play too much with my mobile phone, and I need a boy"s hand to hold it.

6、捂着肚子偷偷摸摸地饿，不敢让零食听见，不然它们又来烦我了。

Covering my stomach, I was secretly hungry. I didn"t dare to let snacks hear me, otherwise they would bother me again.

7、给大家推荐一个零卡路里又好吃的食物：我的嘴巴。

I would like to recommend a delicious food with zero calories: my mouth.

8、我和那些晨跑锻炼的人不一样，我光是从床上坐起来，就已经拼尽全力了。

I"m different from those who do morning jogging. I just sit up from bed and I"ve done my best.

9、降温了，好想穿新衣服，为什么那些衣服都在商场里，而不在我家，好难过。

When the temperature drops, I really want to wear new clothes. Why are those clothes in the shopping mall instead of my home? It"s so sad.

10、爱会不会消失我不知道，我只知道我要是再这样熬夜，我就会消失。

I don"t know if love will disappear. I only know that if I stay up late like this, I will disappear.

11、对于喜欢我这件事，我认为你做得非常对。

I think you did the right thing about liking me.

12、我知道有人一直在等着我，等着看我的笑话，等着吧，我还有很多笑话。

I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, wait, I have a lot of jokes.

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