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这是一个江湖上赫赫有名的可爱杀手。
This is a famous killer on the river.
在吗，我是美羊羊，我现在被灰太狼抓走了，他说集齐二十块钱才放我走。
Yes, I am a sheep, I am now caught by the wolf, he said to gather twenty dollars to let me go.
其实表白未必是件好事，因为显手黑。
In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because the black hand.
有点想哭，然后天就下起了雨，赶紧跑去问妈妈我的身世，我是东海龙王三公主这件事为什么要瞒我这么多年。
A little want to cry, then the day began to rain, hurriedly ran to ask my mother my life, I am the East China Sea Dragon King three Princess this matter why to hide from me for so many years.
一个赛季又要结束了，这么久也想说点真心话，不是我说各位，那些说带飞的人，我是有多菜，至于还掉了一颗星吗？
A season is coming to an end, so long also want to say something true, not I said everyone, those who say fly, I have many dishes, as for the loss of a star?
说实话，我本就是一个尊老爱幼的人，所以当你叫出爸爸的那一刻，我就知道，我还可以再疼爱你几年。
And to be honest, I was a man of respect for the old and the young, so when you called out Dad, I knew I could love you for a few more years.
从没想过有一天我会和死神来一次亲密接触，那个感觉不好受，恐怕再晚几秒我就要被笑死了。
never thought that one day I would have a close contact with death, and that feeling was so bad that I would be laughed to death in a few seconds.
不好意思请问一个，我有一个朋友，她心地善良，平时也勤勤恳恳，没干什么坏事，这样的好人晚上能再加个餐吗？
Excuse me, I have a friend, she is kindhearted, usually diligent, no bad things, such a good person can add a meal at night?
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