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1、遇见你花光了我所有的运气,从此再也没有蒙对过选择题。
It took all my luck to meet you, and I never got the multiple choice right again.
2、我还是很自卑的,上街都不敢牵别人男朋友的手。
I"m still very self abased. I don"t dare to hold someone"s boyfriend"s hand when I go to the street.
3、写作业这种事不要等明天交不上才找借口,今天就要先找好。
Don"t make excuses for homework until you can"t hand it in tomorrow. You should do it well today.
4、我的贫穷已经完全超出了我的想象,现在已经变成了现实。
My poverty has completely exceeded my imagination, and now it has become a reality.
5、当别人说你瘦的时候,你应该怎么回答?大声点,你说什么我没听见。
When people say you are thin, how should you answer? Speak up. I didn"t hear you.
6、大家现在都是想发财,不想谈恋爱,其实恋爱可以少谈点,但是发财想都不要想。
We all want to be rich now, but we don"t want to fall in love. In fact, we can talk less about love, but we don"t want to be rich.
7、君子爱财,取之有道,就是这个道,我不知道。
A gentleman loves money. There is a way to get it. That"s the way. I don"t know.
8、喜欢一个人是很累的,但是多喜欢几个人,就可以化被动为主动。
Like a person is very tired, but like a few people, you can turn passive into active.
9、俗话说好事成双,所以我有两个双下巴一点也不奇怪。
As the saying goes, good things come in pairs, so it"s no surprise that I have two double chins.
10、真搞不懂现在的人,怎么这么爱玩密室逃脱,今晚来我家,我看你逃不逃得脱。
I really don"t understand how people like to escape from the secret room so much. Come to my house tonight. I"ll see if you can escape.
11、虽然我们不熟,但是你可以拿钱跟我套近乎呀,我很乐意跟你交朋友的。
Although we are not familiar with each other, you can make friends with me with money. I"d like to make friends with you.
12、有人追我吗?追到我,我给他开一个追悼会的那种。
Is anyone after me? When it comes to me, I give him a memorial service.
13、女孩子要对自己好一点,能怪男朋友的就尽量不要怪自己。
Girls should be nice to themselves. Those who can blame their boyfriends should try not to blame themselves.
14、我挺会哄女孩子睡觉的,一句在吗?她就说我要睡觉了。
I"m good at coaxing girls to sleep. Are you there? She said I was going to bed.
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