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别再抱怨你在十四亿的人里找不到对的人，选择题四个选项你都找不到一个对的答案。
Stop complaining that you can"t find the right person out of the 1.4 billion.
长得好看的人会被人莫名其妙的附加好多属性，聪明，善良，可爱……磕碜的人就一个词：踏实！
Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached to a lot of attributes, smart, kind, lovely…… People who are humble have only one word: practical!
换季的时候，猫和狗都知道换毛，我想买衣服有错吗？
At the end of the season, cats and dogs know how to change their fur. Is it wrong for me to want to buy clothes?
我从小就怕黑，小时候学习不好，就是因为怕看黑板。
I was afraid of the dark since I was young. When I was young, I did not study well because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.
不要总拿自己跟别人比，你羡慕别人瘦，别人还羡慕你肠胃好，你羡慕别人有钱，别人还羡慕没人找你借钱。
Don"t always compare yourself with others, you envy others thin, others also envy your stomach, you envy others rich, others also envy no one to borrow money from you.
脸大的人一定脾气超级好，因为脸大的人翻脸很辛苦。
Big face people must be super good temper, because big face people face is very hard.
下雪天就适合在家睡觉，晴天就适合出门走走，漫长岁月，居然没有一天适合上班。
Snow day is suitable for sleeping at home, sunny day is suitable for going out for a walk, long years, there is not a day suitable for work.
科学研究表明，每爱我60秒，你就会开心一分钟。
Science says that for every 60 seconds you love me, you"ll be happy for a minute.
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