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1、不要跟我谈梦想,我的梦想就是不上班。
Don"t talk to me about dreams. My dream is not to go to work.
2、上班就像旧时代的婚姻,明明不幸福,还要长相厮守。
Going to work is like a marriage in the old days. It"s not happy, but we have to stay together forever.
3、每个月总有那么29天不想上班,还有两天意思一下。
There are always 29 days in a month when I don"t want to go to work. There are two more days.
4、上班经常迟到,但下班一定准时。
I"m often late for work, but I must be on time after work.
5、抱怨归抱怨,工作还是要干的,不然你养我啊。
Complaints belong to complaints. Work still needs to be done, or you will support me.
6、今天天气不错,适合做任何事情,就是不适合上班。
Today"s weather is good, suitable for anything, but not suitable for work.
7、每天都想着仗剑天涯,可是上班只让我朝九晚五。
Every day I want to go to the end of the world, but I only work nine to five.
8、每天早晨起床,就有一万个理由请假,最后被全勤奖打败了。
When I get up every morning, I have 10000 reasons to ask for leave, and I am defeated by the full attendance award.
9、天天打工天天愁,天天加班瘦得像个猴。
Working every day, worrying every day, working overtime every day, thin like a monkey.
10、我生了一种怪病,只要一上班就无精打采,只要一下班就神采飞扬。
I have a strange disease, as long as I go to work, I will be listless, and I will be in high spirits as soon as I get off work.
11、我跟老板提了上班期间应该有休息,于是我的夜晚变成了加班。
I told my boss that I should have a rest during work, so my night turned into overtime.
12、上班是一种痛,这种痛让我从头痛到脚。
Going to work is a kind of pain, which makes me feel pain from head to foot.
13、想来一场说走就走的旅行,但现实却是下班之后想走都走不了。
I want to take a walk, but the reality is that I can"t walk after work.
14、当手里的工作太多不知道该如何下手时,就应该先拿起手机打一把刺激战场,刺激一下灵魂。
When you have too much work in hand and don"t know how to do it, you should first pick up your mobile phone to stimulate the battlefield and the soul.
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