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拿我的农夫山泉来,给秀儿洗个梨!
Take my farmer mountain spring and wash a pear for Xiuer!
我妈说我并不是一无所有,我还有脸回家。
My mother said that I don"t have nothing. I still have the face to go home.
世界那么大,我想去看看,钱包那么小,你能走多远
The world is so big, I want to see, the purse is so small, how far can you go
如果你有喜欢的女生,就送她一只口红吧,至少她亲别人的时候,你还有参与感。
If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses others, you still have a sense of participation.
我要好好努力,要不然人家会说我除了长得好看,其他一无是处。
I have to work hard, or people will say that I am good at nothing but good-looking.
买了瓶老鼠药,上面写着纯天然绝不含有任何添加剂。我就纳闷了。咋滴?还怕老鼠吃了不健康?
I bought a bottle of rat medicine, which says that it is pure natural and does not contain any additives. I wonder. Why? Are you afraid that rats are not healthy?
我每天喂狗,狗狗就会明白我是它的主人,对我特别亲。但是我发现它对外卖小哥更亲,它会不会以为外卖小哥是我的主人?
When I feed the dog every day, the dog will understand that I am its owner and give me special treatment. But I found that it is more close to the takeaway brother. Does it think that the takeaway brother is my master?
睡不着,在数羊的时候,突然有一只小羊站了出来对我说“请你用心一点,你已经数过我一次了。
I couldn"t sleep. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a Lamb stood up and said to me, "please be careful. You have counted me once.
手头紧,时间紧,衣服紧,眉头紧,这大概就是前程四紧吧。
Money is tight, time is tight, clothes are tight, brows are tight. This is probably the future four tight.
高中的数学题里没有出现小明了,我就知道那傻子考不上高中。
There is no Xiaoming in the high school math problem, I know that fool can"t go to high school.
“比“宇宙”更大的词是什么”“考试范围”
"What is a bigger word than" the universe "
要不是空气免费,我都活不到现在
If it wasn"t for free air, I wouldn"t be alive now
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