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每天早上起来的发型，不是迪迦就是赛亚人。
The hairstyle you get up every morning is either a Dijia or a Saiya.
你别看我胖，说起减肥来我一套一套的！
You don"t think I"m fat. When it comes to weight loss, I"ll do it one by one!
你就是个小偷！因为你偷走了雪碧的心。
You are a thief! Because you stole sprite"s heart.
想吃炸鸡 想着想着眼泪就从嘴角流了下来
Want to eat fried chicken, think about tears from the corner of the mouth
春眠不觉晓 有点小烦恼
I have a little trouble sleeping in spring
恋爱的酸臭味，我先替各位尝尝。
I"ll taste the sour smell of love for you first.
脱贫不像脱发那么容易，发福倒是远比发财轻松。
Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as getting rid of hair. Getting fat is much easier than getting rich.
我太能吃了，我上辈子一定是胃无限。
I can eat too much. I must have a stomach in my last life.
因为你，我相信命运;因为你，我相信缘分;也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。好想说：我上辈子是做了什么孽呀!
Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe it"s all destined to lead us. I really want to say: what did I do in my last life!
吃货的究极奥义“老板，点一本！”
The ultimate meaning of "boss, order one!"
春节放假时懒人和勤快人有什么区别？大神回复：懒人：睡到中午十二点起床吃饭！勤快人：八点起床，吃了早饭再睡到十二点，继续吃午饭！
What"s the difference between lazy people and diligent people during the Spring Festival? Big God reply: lazy man: sleep until noon to get up to eat! Diligent person: get up at eight, eat breakfast, sleep till twelve, and continue to have lunch!
平平无奇熬夜小天才
Ordinary genius staying up late
天下没有不透风的墙，隔壁晚饭是真香。
There is no airtight wall. The dinner next door is really delicious.
有钱人挥霍生活：不管了，今天我就要包下全场；我的挥霍：不管了奶茶必须要大杯的！
Rich people squander their lives: no matter, today I"m going to make the whole show; My extravagance: no matter what, milk tea must be big!
有些男生总是误以为女生暴力，其实是他们不知道自己欠扁。
Some boys always mistakenly think that girls are violent. In fact, they don"t know they are weak.
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