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1.父母担心我乱花钱，却不担心我有没有钱乱花。
My parents worry about my spending money, but they don"t worry about my spending money.
2.我的优点是我知错就改，我的缺点是，我从来没有觉得我自己错了。
My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes when I know them. My disadvantage is that I never feel wrong.
3.心事都憋在心里，怪不得瘦不下来。
No wonder I can"t lose weight
4.每天想做的第一件事，就是去洗手间。
The first thing I want to do every day is to go to the bathroom
5.请奇葩说自我检讨一下，为什么总拉着我熬夜。
Please tell me why I always stay up late.
6.好看的锁骨千篇一律，有趣的肚子弹来弹去。
Nice clavicle, funny belly
7.假如我年少有为不自卑，肯定美女一大堆。
If I"m young, I don"t feel inferior. There must be a lot of beauties
8.饿了，想吃点爱情的苦。
Hungry, want to eat some of the bitter love
9.你要悄悄的熬夜，成为地中海，然后闪瞎所有人。
You have to quietly stay up late, become the Mediterranean, and then blind everyone.
10.路过奶茶店，看到一对情侣在接吻，真的好羡慕，我也想喝奶茶。
Passing by the milk tea shop, I saw a couple kissing. I really envy them. I also want to drink milk tea.
11.我是一个开朗的人，像绝食这种事，我都是吃饱了以后才做。
I am a cheerful person, like fasting this kind of thing, I only do after I have enough to eat.
12.以前打王者荣耀，总是被朋友骂，后来我苦练的很久，朋友再也骂不过我了。
In the past, those who beat the king were always scolded by my friends. Later, I practiced hard for a long time, and my friends couldn"t scold me any more.
13.发呆这种事，做得好叫深沉，做得不好容易睡着。
Daze this kind of thing, do good call deep, do not easy to fall asleep.
14.做人最失败的莫过于唐僧，不管是敌还是友，都想送他上西天。
The most failure in life is Tang Seng. Both enemies and friends want to send him to the West.
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