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1.看啥呢？我还在，不就是从身体活着变成了精神活着吗？多大点事啊。
What are you looking at? Im still alive. Isnt it that Ive changed from being physically alive to being mentally alive? What a big deal.
2.外卖放我香炉前就好了，钱，我吃完烧给你，在下面给你五星好评。
Just put the takeout in front of my censer. Ill give you the money after I finish the meal. Ill give you five-star praise below.
3.我现在死了，以往那些想说又没说的话 ，聊聊吧，我听着呢。
Now that Im dead, lets talk about what I wanted to say but didnt say. Im listening.
4.叮咚～，可以借我一张支付复活卷轴么。
Ding Dong, can you lend me a scroll.
5.我不要花，只要你给我讲讲我的芳华。
I dont want flowers, as long as you tell me about my youth.
6.曾是人间平庸辈，只是去后归黄土，无需生者记。不过，信我者，可长生。
He used to be a mediocre person in the world. He just went back to the Loess after he left. There is no need to remember the living. But those who believe in me will live forever.
7.空坐一人便好，请不要打搅。
Just sit alone. Please dont disturb me
8.生来两手空空，死后一无所有，人间这一遭，不来也罢。
Born empty handed, after death nothing, this world, do not come.
9.我来过这世间一趟，就剩下了这点东西。
Ive been to this world, and thats all thats left.
10.未曾离去，只是走出了时间。
Never leave, just out of time
11.睡着了的这个人儿啊，也曾爱过昨日的太阳。
The man who fell asleep also loved yesterdays sun.
12.虽然已经有些困了，但你想说些什么就请开始吧，我听着呢。
Im sleepy, but if you want to say anything, please start. Im listening.
13.荒野孤坟，不配有“铭”。
The solitary grave in the wilderness does not deserve the inscription
14.人间未完待续，来时，念给我听。
. the world is not finished. When you come, read it to me
15.这个人真懒，什么都没有留下。
This man is so lazy that he didnt leave anything.
16.是什么样的天堂，才配得上这一路的颠沛流离。
What kind of paradise is worthy of this journey.
17.喂，让一让，你挡到我看风景了。
Hey, excuse me. Youre blocking my view.
18.你回头，我就在你身后。
You look back, Im right behind you.
19.陌生人，愿你三冬暖，愿你脊不寒。
Stranger, I wish you three warm winter, I wish you not cold spine.
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