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初看不知片中意，再看已是片中猴。
At first I don"t know what the movie is about, then it"s monkey in the movie.
今天的我你爱搭不理，明天的我还来找你。
Today"s I you love to build ignore, tomorrow"s I will come to you.
判断一个人的品味好坏，你就跟ta谈恋爱，如果他肯 说明品味还可以。
Judge a person"s taste, you fall in love with him, if he is willing to explain taste is OK.
如果你实在没朋友，就去给喜欢的人表白，她会提出当朋友的。
If you really don"t have friends, go to the person you like to express yourself to, and she will propose to be friends.
一星期，总有那么七天不想上班。
There are always seven days in a week when I don"t want to go to work.
说你2B，铅笔不乐意。
Say you"re not happy with pencil.
保持年轻的方法：谎报年龄，保持美丽的秘诀：P图
The way to keep young: the secret to lie about your age and keep beautiful: P chart
我知道你很喜欢我，很想和我住在一起，永不分离。其实我也挺喜欢看你那傻乎乎的样子的，可是我妈就是不同意，她说：家里不许养猪！
I know you like me very much and want to live with me forever. In fact, I also like to see you look silly, but my mother just does not agree, she said: no pigs at home!
好看的皮囊，你玩不起。有趣的灵魂，不搭理你。
You can"t afford to play with a nice leather bag. Interesting soul, ignore you.
就算你睡的再晚 不找你的人还是不会找你
Even if you sleep late, people who don"t look for you still won"t look for you
我的头好痛，可能是知识渊博，要溢出来了。
My head hurts. Maybe I"m knowledgeable. I"m going to overflow.
别沮丧了，虽然你不曾拥有一场说走就走的旅行，但至少还有一个说胖就胖的体型呀！
Don"t be depressed. Although you don"t have a walk on the road, at least you have a fat body!
我用一麻袋的钱上大学，换了一麻袋书；毕业了，用这些书换钱，却买不起一个麻袋！
I used a sack of money to go to college and changed it for a sack of books; Graduation, with these books for money, but can"t afford a sack!
这个世界坏人太多，还好我也不是什么好人。
There are too many bad people in this world. Fortunately, I am not a good person.
长这么大，没学到别的本事，就掌握了一项特殊技能，白天不用安眠药也能安眠，晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。
When I was so old and didn"t learn any other skills, I mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without doping at night.
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