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能不能给我发一毛钱，免得我们以后一毛钱关系都没有。
Can you just give me a dime so we don"t have a dime to lose?
吾日三省吾身：早上吃什么？中午吃什么？晚上吃什么？
I examine myself three times a day: What do I eat in the morning? What"s for lunch? What"s for dinner?
唉，心情不好，就想干点不是人干的事。
Alas, the mood is bad, want to do something that is not a person to do.
人最怕的就是突然膨胀，精神上会让人失去理智，肉体上会失去锁骨、腰窝、蝴蝶骨和尖下巴等。
What people fear most is sudden expansion, which will make people lose their mind mentally, and lose their collarbone, waist, butterfly bone and pointed chin physically.
大哥一定不会离开你，就像数学题，说不会就不会。
Big brother will not leave you, just like math problem, said no will not.
什么叫万死不辞？大概就是每天被气死一万次，但仍然不能辞职。
What do you mean you"re gonna die? Maybe 10,000 times a day, and still can"t quit.
招蜂引蝶的技术没有，招蚊子我却是一流的。
I don"t have the skills to attract butterflies, but I have the skills to attract mosquitoes.
你们在家捂白了一个色号，我在家吃大了一个尺码，我们都有光明的未来。
You cover a white color at home, I eat a size bigger at home, we all have a bright future.
真正的勇士敢于直面银行卡上的余额，敢于正视磅秤上的数字。
True warriors face the balance on their bank cards and the number on their scales.
以后再有人向你挑衅说 “有本事来咬我呀！”， 你就告诉他/她， “我不能咬你，毕竟虎毒不食子。”
Later, someone will challenge you and say, "Bite me if you dare!" ", you tell him or her, "I can"t bite you, after all, tigers can"t eat children.
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