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一、大家好 我在创业 能不能让你身边的帅哥 扫一下我的二维码 支持一下我的爱情事业
Hello, everyone, I am starting a business, can you let the handsome guys around you sweep my two-dimensional code to support my love career
二、你说过要偷电动车养我，为什么要偷我的电动车？
You said you wanted to steal the electric car to raise me. Why did you steal my electric car?
三、今天去算命大师告诉我：你的手掌很大你一定很孤单。我：啊，这你都能看出来？为什么？大师告诉我 因为 越掌大越孤单。
Today, a fortune teller told me that you must be lonely because you have a big palm. Me: ah, can you see that? Why? The master told me that the bigger the palm, the lonelier it is.
四、嫌我声音好听 我可以闭嘴，你嫌我游戏厉害 我可以不玩。你叫我变正常人，我一个公主，怎么做得到
I think I have a good voice. I can shut up. You think I"m good at games. I can stop playing. You told me to be normal. How can I be a princess! ？
五、今天的烦恼是我想吃我自己做的饭，但是我又不想给自己做饭吃。
The trouble today is that I want to eat my own cooking, but I don"t want to cook for myself.
六、夜深了该抑郁了 拿起我的美国苹果牌高档512G手机打开网抑云音乐用尊贵的黑胶vip听起了 好想爱这个世界啊
It"s late at night. It"s time for depression. Pick up my American Apple 512G phone, turn on the Internet, suppress cloud music, and listen to it with the distinguished black gum vip. I really want to love this world
七、前面好像有个美女你看她的傲人身姿还有那精致的小脸蛋!我的天啊我决定了这人以后就是我生生世世的女神了正准备上前搭讪走近一看C原来是镜子无语
There seems to be a beautiful woman ahead. Look at her proud figure and her delicate little face! My God, I have decided that this person will be the goddess of my life. I am going to strike up a conversation and approach C. It turns out that the mirror is speechless.
八、过惯了没钱的生活 现在要开始过更加没钱的生活了
Accustomed to a life without money, it is time to start a life with even more money.
九、最近穷了 也没什么送给大家的了 就把自己送给大家当老婆吧 有人要吗 不要也得要.
Recently, when you are poor, you have nothing to give to everyone. Please give yourself to everyone as a wife. Does anyone want it? No, not at all.
十、我和老婆去游泳，她不会，然后我各种教他，一会她突然来一句，老公我好像饱了。
My wife and I went swimming, but she couldn"t. Then I taught him all kinds of things. Later she suddenly said, "Husband, I seem to be full."
十二、我觉得我得离你远点，我怕你找我报销机票钱，说这个月飞机都是为我打的
I think I have to stay away from you. I"m afraid you"ll find me to reimburse the airfare and say that all the flights this month are for me.
十三、跟我结婚后 你想洗碗就洗碗 想擦地就擦地 这还不够自由嘛呢
After marrying me, if you want to wash the dishes, wash the dishes and wipe the floor, it is not free enough.
十四、姐妹们，准备移民了，我觉得我也是技术人才，不知道国外有没有国家需要我这种文案高手和朋友圈营业天才的呢
Sisters, ready to immigrate, I think I am also a technical talent, I do not know if there are foreign countries need me such a master copywriter and Circle of Friends business genius
十五、我半夜给你打电话，你喘着气说你在跑步，旁边还有个男人说他要冲刺了.
I called you in the middle of the night, you gasped and said you were running, and there was a man next to him who said he was going to sprint.
十六、欺负我姐妹可以但我警告你 别让我看见 否则的话 我会忍不住笑出声的
Bullying my sister is fine, but I warn you not to let me see it, otherwise I can"t help laughing aloud.
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