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一，遇到你之前，我还不礼貌取人呢。
Before I met you, I was rude to pick people up.
二，我是收破烂的，绝对稀罕你。
I"m a garbage collector, and I absolutely need you.
三，世间人人都求爱 我不行 我怕死。
Everyone in the world courted me. I can"t. I"m afraid of death.
四，哥哥的爱就像路边的传单，人人有份。
Brother"s love is like a roadside leaflet, everyone has a share
五，甜言蜜语说多了 不怕得糖尿病吗？
Are you afraid of getting diabetes when you talk too much sweet talk?
六，你见过哪辆好车有数不清的备胎。
Have you ever seen a good car with countless spare tires?
七，你在给人添堵方面已经登封造极了。
You"ve made great achievements in making people difficult.
八，我以为哥哥是海王，可哥哥池子里不是鱼是鳖。
I thought my brother was a sea king, but my brother"s pool was not a fish but a turtle.
九，缘分真的是一个很奇妙的东西 你积了八辈子德遇见我 我倒了八辈子血霉碰到你。
Fate is really a wonderful thing. You have accumulated eight generations and met me. I have fallen for eight generations and blood mildew has met you
十，灵敏度得自己调，别人的也不一定适合你。
You have to adjust your sensitivity, and others" may not be suitable for you
十一，跟你聊天不如逛淘宝，淘宝推得都是我想要的，你说的每一句都不是我爱听的。
Chatting with you is better than visiting Taobao. Taobao pushes everything I want, and every sentence you say is not what I like to hear.
十二，谁也不欠谁的，掉价的事少做。
Who also don"t owe who, fall in price do less
十三，最近记性不太好，我忘记我是不是给过你脸了。
I have a bad memory recently. I forgot whether I gave you a face.
十四，我有密集恐惧症 不能接受心眼多的人。
I have intensive phobia and can"t accept people with more minds
十五，早安晚安不如前任如土为安。
Good morning and good night. Not as good as your predecessor
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