一、你玩心眼子的头发都花花白，最后还不是栽到了我手里？
You play with your mind"s eye, and your hair is gray, but it ended up in my hand.
二、狮子不与狼群为伍，跟你说话是看得起你。
Lions don"t associate with wolves and talk to you with respect.
三、再发嗲，也改变不了你奔三的年龄和样貌。
You can"t change the age and appearance of your junior year.
四、离开我的人，只能微笑说一句恕不远送。
Those who leave me can only smile and say that they will not be sent far away
五、你以为你装可爱就回归童年了？
You think you"re going back to childhood by pretending to be cute?
六、货就是货。
Goods are goods. here we are
七、对你越客气就证明我越不想跟你扯上任何关系。
The more polite I am to you, the less I want to have anything to do with you.
八、读十年语文不如聊半年微信。
It is better to talk about WeChat for half a year than to read Chinese for ten years.
九、其实我很有个性，只是不想签名。
Actually, I have a lot of personality. I just don"t want to sign it.
十、说吧，我们是先联通还是先移动。
Say, shall we connect or move first?
十一、你一进美容整形医院，院长直接对你说：对不起，我们这换不了脸。
As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can"t change our face here
十一、您打开水必84消毒液。
You open Shuibi 84 disinfectant.
十二、我就不明白绳子太长就会打结，而你的舌头就不能？
I don"t understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can"t?
十三、别跟我说年少轻狂，我只懂胜者为王。
Don"t tell me you"re young and frivolous. All I know is that the winner is king
十四、你推我进，合作愉快。
You push me in. Happy cooperation
十五、不擅讨好，不屑交际。
Don"t please, despise communication.
十六、你是孙悟空的师弟，沙悟净的师兄。
You are Sun Wukong"s younger brother and Sha Wujing"s older brother
十七、有一种人，就爱搬起石头砸自己的脚。
There is a kind of person who loves to lift Stone and smash his own feet.
十八、被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口。
Hippo crushed by Noah"s ark, new volcanic eruption
