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时间:2015-07-02

I wanted to wait for your good night, but as soon as I was careless, it was dawn 二、不知道你们混的是什么圈,我混的黑眼圈

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你好啊,又见面了,今天也要加油哦!

一、本想等你的晚安,结果一不小心,天亮了。

I wanted to wait for your good night, but as soon as I was careless, it was dawn.

二、不知道你们混的是什么圈,我混的黑眼圈。

I don t know what kind of circles you are mixing. I am mixing black circles.

三、最近总熬夜肝不好,大家能叫我小心肝吗?

Recently, I always stay up late with a bad liver. Can you call me Xiaoxingan?

四、我只是想睡前想你一下,没想到,太想你了。

I just want to think about you before I go to sleep. I didn t expect to think about you so much.

五、月亮不睡我不睡,我是秃头小宝贝。

I don t sleep if the moon doesn t sleep. I am a balding baby.

六、月亮不睡我不睡,仙女才不会疲惫。

If the moon doesn t sleep I don t sleep, the fairy won t be tired.

七、我是东海龙王的侄女儿熬夜。

I am the nephew and daughter of Dragon King of Donghai.

八、为什么晚上的手机比早上的好玩?

Why is the mobile phone more fun in the evening than in the morning?

九、我抬起头说月亮真亮,月亮说我这秃顶也挺亮。

I raised my head and said that the moon was so bright. The Moon said that my bald head was also very bright.

十、熬夜不是出于苦工,而是为了追寻自由的滋味。

Staying up late is not for hard work, but for the taste of freedom.

十一、熬夜可以预防老年痴呆,因为熬夜让人活不到老年。

Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer s, because staying up late can t make people live to old age.

十二、晚睡的女孩是会被月亮抓去罚站的,那不睡的女孩可以做月亮吗?

The girl who sleeps late will be punished by the moon. Can the girl who does not sleep be the moon?

十三、请我的手机做一下自我反省,为什么每天都拉着我熬夜?

Please do some self reflection on my mobile phone. Why do I stay up late every day?

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