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一、我怀疑你不会打字要不你打个宝贝给我看看。
I doubt that you can type. Why don"t you type a baby for me?
二、如果你没钱没时间旅游，可以买一个地球仪可以转还可以看。
If you have no money and no time to travel, you can buy a globe to turn around and watch.
三、小熊软糖和我你只能选个，可是，偷偷告诉你我有小熊软糖哦。
You can only choose gummy bear or me, but, secretly tell you I have gummy
四、总有那么一个人冲着你一笑就把你打败，比如站在窗外的班主任。
There is always someone who laughs at you and beats you, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.
五、土豆可以变成土豆泥，玉米可以变成玉米泥，我可以变成我爱泥。
Potatoes can become mashed potato, corn can become corn puree, I can become I love mud.
六、今天我被邻居投诉噪音扰民，因为我穷得叮当响。
Today, I was complained by my neighbors that the noise was disturbing because I was so poor that I was jingling.
七、现在娱乐圈真乱 八竿子打不着的人都成对象了 就像我和易烊千玺。
Now the entertainment industry is a mess. People who can"t be beaten are targets, like me and Yangqianxi Yi
八、我要抛个硬币，摔碎了以后就不喝奶茶了。
I"ll toss a coin and stop drinking milk tea after I break it.
九、“睡不着，在数羊的时候，突然有一只小羊站了出来对我说“请你用心一点，你已经数过我一次"。
Can"t sleep, while counting sheep, suddenly a lamb stood up and said to me," Please be careful, you have counted me-times
十、今天的风好像会说话他对我说：头给你拧掉
Today"s wind seems to be talking, and he said to me, "Get your head off."
十一、美人鱼要沉入海底睡觉噜~大家晚安。
Mermaid to sink to the bottom of the sea to sleep lulu ~ good night everyone
十二、我来考考你的数学请问你的电话号码数字是多少。
Let me take an examination of your math. What is your phone number, please
十三、看到你， 我的心就像喝了一大罐红牛一样，横冲直撞的。
See you, my heart is like drinking a big can of red bull, rampage
十四、如果照了很甜的自拍可以配：糟糕没酷起来。
If you take a very sweet selfie, you can match it: bad, not cool
十五、只要怀着一颗平静的心坐 下去，马桶圈就不再太冰凉。
As long as you sit down with a calm heart, the toilet seat will no longer be too cold
十六、平安的一天又过去了，感谢飞天小女警的努力。
A safe day has passed again, thanks to the efforts of the flying policewoman.
十七、风在吹她说“呜呜呜一”我想 风可能也失恋。
The wind is blowing and she said, "meowed a" I think the wind may also be lovelorn.
十八、我既做不上神灵那当个可爱鬼也好。
I can neither be a god nor a lovely ghost.
十九、公主殿下的任务呢就是天天开心。Her Highness"s mission is happy every day
二十、喝酒吗同归于尽的那种。
Drinking? The kind that ends up together
二十一、你偶尔可恶，永远可爱。
You"re hateful once in a while, always cute
二十二、放假谁来找我玩，包吃包住，白天逛街吃饭，晚上安排蹦迪五星级酒店，来的时候提前打个电话，我好关机。
Who will come to visit me during the holiday, including food, shopping and eating in the daytime, and arranging a five-star disco hotel in the evening. when I come, I will call ahead of time so that I can turn off my phone.
二十三、天呐～刚刚有一个超帅的男孩子，抱着一大束玫瑰朝我走过来，用很有磁性的声音跟我说了一句，“可以让一下吗，这花不能挤。”
God ~ just now there was a super handsome boy coming towards me with a bunch of roses in his arms and said to me in a very magnetic voice, "can you excuse me, this flower can"t be crowded?"
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