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一、你怎么傻fufu的。
How did you fool fufu.
二、真是猫改不了吃小鱼干The cat can"t change to eat dried fish
三、你这个破了皮的虾米You tattered shrimp
四、你这个愚蠢的土拨鼠
You stupid groundhog
五、我不把你打的满脸桃花开 你不知道花儿为什么这么红
I won"t blow your face off. You don"t know why the flowers are so red
六、你说我青春期起痘痘 你更年期羡慕是吗
You said I had acne during puberty. You envy menopause, don"t you
七、你腿长你腿长牙签上杵了个棒棒糖
You"ve got long legs. You"ve got a lollipop on your toothpick
八、你这么扛 不去搬砖多可惜
It"s a shame you can"t carry bricks like that
九、我胖怎么了 大家不都是这个体重嘛 你10斤 你10斤啊
What"s wrong with my fat? Everyone weighs this weight. You"re 10 pounds. You"re 10 pounds
十、我矮是因为我被三种东西压着：智商 情商 颜值
I am short because I am pressed by three things: IQ, EQ, and Yan value
十一、我今天不好好把你收拾一顿就把长子按短字写
If I don"t kick your ass today, I"ll write the eldest son in short
十二、真羡慕你的皮肤 保养得真厚
I envy your skin. It"s so thick
十三、只因在人群中多看了你一眼 我便从此瞎了眼
Just one more look at you in the crowd and I"ve been blind ever since
十四、你是哪块小饼干
What are you, cookie
十五、我又不是保温杯 凭什么要对你热情
I"m not a thermos. Why should I be warm to you
十六、揭穿你多没意思。 我还是喜欢笑着看你演.
How boring it is to expose you. I still like watching you play with a smile.
十七、别打听我是什么人 没坏到你身上就不是坏人
Don"t ask me who I am. I"m not a bad person until I"m bad for you
十八、你又不是我的美瞳，凭什么把你放眼里？
You are not my beautiful pupil, why put you in the eye?
十九、我没认识你之前，我真不知道原来我有以貌取人这毛病。
Before I met you, I didn"t know I had the problem of judging people by their looks.
二十，我给你的东西你得珍惜，特别是脸。
You have to cherish what I give you, especially the face.
二十一、我长的是不好看，但也没你那么随意所欲啊
I"m not good-looking, but I"m not as free as you are
二十一、你妹梳头必扯发
Your sister will pull her hair when she combs her hair
二十二、你家空调风扇必吹热风
Your home air conditioning fan must blow hot air
二十三、你上网必掉线
You must drop the line when you surf the internet
二十四、以后炒菜必粘锅
After cooking must stick to the pot
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