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1、记住，永远都不要跟一个傻子争论，因为争论到最后，你会分不清到底谁才是是傻子。
Remember, never argue with a fool, because at the end of the argument, you won"t know who is the fool.
2、从小学读到大学，唯一没有改变的就是一颗不想念书的心。
The only thing I miss from college is that I don"t have a change.
3、如果你爱上了别人一定不要告诉我，因为我可没有你想象的那么勇敢。
If you fall in love with others, do not tell me, because I am not as brave as you think.
4、你知道吗，人间最痛苦的不是生与死的离别，而是每当要考试了，别人正在复习，然而我正在预习。
Do you know, the most painful thing in the world is not the separation of life and death, but whenever there is an exam, others are reviewing, but I am preparing.
5、真的特别想指着心脏，骄傲的告诉他，我这里换人了。
Really want to point to the heart, proud to tell him, I have a replacement here.
6、每当我一生气就想买东西，一买东西就得花钱，一花钱钱就少，钱一少却又得生气！
Every time I get angry, I want to buy something, I have to spend money, spend less money, but I get angry when I have less money!
7、踏入社会的时候，记得该收一收你那脾气了。不要什么话都跟别人讲，因为你说的是心里话，他们听的可全都是笑话。
When you step into the society, remember to accept your temper. Don"t tell everyone else what you say, because what you say is in your heart, but they hear all jokes.
8、记住，别人再好，也是别人，自己再不堪，也是自己。我很平凡，但我绝对独一无二，无人可替代。
Remember, no matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how bad they are, they are themselves. I"m ordinary, but I"m absolutely unique and irreplaceable.
9、有心者有所累，无心者无所谓。因为你总是在一个人的时候想太多，然后莫名其妙不开心。
Those who have a mind are tired, but those who do not care. Because you always think too much when you are alone, and then somehow unhappy.
10、从今天起，只要是我朋友，谁没钱了记得一定得告诉我，我可以给你讲述一下，没钱的日子我是怎么度过的。
From today on, as long as it is my friend, who has no money, you must tell me. I can tell you how I spent my days without money.
11、为什么爱笑的人运气不会太差，因为运气太差的人压根都笑不出来！
Why people who love to laugh are not so bad luck, because those who are too bad can"t laugh at all!
12、脚踏两条船，小心开裤衩！
Step on two boats and be careful to open your underpants!
13、睡姿决定我第二天的发型，所以我的风格天天不同！
Sleeping position determines my hairstyle the next day, so my style is different every day!
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