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1、夜深了，我们一起聊点成年人的话题，你明天几点上班？
It"s late at night. Let"s talk about adults. What time do you go to work tomorrow?
2、结婚挺好的，因为结了婚就不是一个人在等死，而是相互盼着对方死。
It"s good to get married, because when you get married, you"re not waiting to die, but waiting for each other to die.
3、大家信教吗？我信回笼觉，主要的任务就是睡觉。
Do you believe in religion? I believe that the main task of huilongjue is to sleep.
4、知道一直有人在等我，等着看我的笑话，等着吧，我还有很多笑话。
I know that someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, wait, I have a lot of jokes.
5、听说连续玩八个小时的手机会猝死，所以我每次只玩了7个小时59分59秒。
It"s said that playing mobile phones for eight hours in a row will cause sudden death, so I only played for seven hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds each time.
6、据说脸大的人根本不用挂电话，因为一笑就把电话给挂了。
It is said that people with big faces don"t have to hang up at all, because they hang up with a smile.
7、很多人都比较悲哀，因为连一场恋爱都没谈过，就被催婚了。
Many people are more sad, because even a love did not talk about, was urged to get married.
8、有时候表白并不是一件好事，因为显得你手比较黑。
Sometimes confession is not a good thing, because it seems that your hands are black.
9、当天从来不会亏待痴情的人，它一定会让你体会到什么是爱而不得。
The day will never treat infatuated people, it will let you understand what is love but not.
10、听说金钱是人类最大的痛苦，把你的钱转给我，让我帮你承受痛苦吧！
It"s said that money is the greatest pain of human beings. Give me your money and let me bear the pain for you!
11、曾经我是一个很重感情的人，后来我把感情弄丢了，变成了很重的人。
Once I was a very emotional person, but later I lost my feelings and became a very heavy person.
12、我小声说我怕黑，问你能送我上楼吗，你嗷的一嗓子喊亮了整栋楼的声控灯，好小子你真行！
I whispered that I was afraid of the dark. I asked if you could take me upstairs. You screamed and turned on the voice control light of the whole building. Good boy, you are really good!
13、他们说泡女生只需要把车停在酒吧门口，我试了一下，结果别人扫码骑走了。
They said that they only need to park the car at the door of the bar to pick up girls. I gave it a try, but others swept the yard and rode away.
14、谁可以过来帮帮我，有两个男的为我打起来了，眼看那个丑的就要赢了。
Who can come and help me? There are two men fighting for me. The ugly one is going to win.
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