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天堂客满，地狱打烊，上帝把我扔在人间。
Heaven is full, hell is closed, God has left me on earth.
在充电线面前，我的自由距离是以长度来衡量的。
In front of the charging line, my free distance is measured by its length.
别不好意思拒绝别人，反正那些好意思为难你的人也不像什么好人。
Don"t be embarrassed to refuse others. Those who are nice to trouble you don"t look like kind people.
不要抱怨你在十四亿人中还找不到一个对的人，选择题答案就四个，你不也没对过。
Don"t complain that you can"t find a right person among the 1.4 billion people. There are only four answers to the multiple choice question, and you haven"t chosen the right one.
我没有很能吃，只是嘴巴寂寞。
I can"t eat too much, but my mouth is lonely.
假如你的体重在地球上是100公斤，那么在火星上就只有40公斤，你不胖，只是生错了星球。
If your weight is 100 kg on earth, it"s only 40 kg on Mars.You"re not fat, you just have the wrong planet.
减肥就是要向妈妈证明，胖找不到对象，瘦也找不到。
I"m trying to lose weight to prove to my mother that I can"t find a boyfriend(girlfriend). It"s nothing to do with my weight.
小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现，整个世界都拯救不了我。
When I was a kid, I thought I could save the world when I grew up, but now, I find that the whole world can"t save me.
你就像我的阳光，看着就刺眼。
You are my sunshine, It"s dazzling.
只要能用钱解决的事情，我一件也解决不了。
I can"t solve the problem that can be solved with money.
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