1. "I don"t fight, I prefer to have a pillow war instead."
2. "I believe in solving conflicts with a dance-off."
3. "Let"s settle this with a game of rock-paper-scissors, no punching allowed!"
4. "I"m too busy laughing to entertain the idea of fighting."
5. "I"m a lover, not a fighter. Let"s hug it out instead."
6. "I haven"t fought anyone since I was 5, and I lost to my teddy bear."
7. "Why fight when we can settle this with a thumb war?"
8. "I think we should handle this like civilized people and have a tickle fight."
9. "I don"t have time for fighting, I have snacks to eat and jokes to tell."
10. "I refuse to fight. I am a peace-loving unicorn in a world full of donkeys."
