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真的很开心，我能有几年如一日的朋友，对我的喜爱永不变。比如，前年的问候是在吗？去年的问候也是在吗？今年的问候也还是在吗？我不在，也不会放过你！
I"m really happy that I can have friends for years and my love for me will never change. For example, was the greeting from the year before last? Was last year"s greeting there? Is the greeting still there this year? I"m not here, I won"t let you go!
什么才是不伤害，就是给我点外卖。
What does it mean to do no harm? Get me takeout.
每次唢呐一响，我就觉得走的都是他，舞一跳，就神仙。
Every time suona a ring, I feel that walk are he, dance a jump, immortal.
百般乐器,唢呐为王,曲一响,布一盖,全家老小等上菜，天天永相见。
All kinds of Musical Instruments, suona for the king, a ring, cloth a cover, the whole family, such as food, meet forever every day.
每天睁眼的第一件事，就是再睡一下！
The first thing I do when I open my eyes every day is sleep again!
别人最爱的人都在朋友圈内，而我却在你的表情包里。
Other people"s favorite people are in the circle of friends, and I am in your emoticon package.
至今还没找男朋友的原因，毫不隐瞒地说还没看到像我爸那样帅得。说人话，没遇到像我爸那么便宜和怕老婆的人！
The reason why I haven"t found a boyfriend yet is that I haven"t seen anything as handsome as my dad. Speaking of people, I haven"t met anyone as cheap and henpecked as my dad!
我们分手吧，其实一直没说当年是个完美的意外，那个情书是我抄的你前男友的，他当时想复合来着，被我一包辣条忽悠走了！
We break up, in fact, has never said that is a perfect accident, that love letter is my copy of your ex-boyfriend, he was trying to compound, was my pack of hot strips cheat away!
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