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一，大家好，我是玉米，要是惹我，我就是爆玉米花。
Hello, everyone, I am corn, if you mess with me, I am popcorn.
二，我自己吃得那么圆就是为了不让别人看扁。
I eat myself so round so that no one will look down on me.
三，低头看看自己的肉，真是甩也甩不掉的温柔。
Looking down at your own meat, it is really gentle and can"t be lost.
四，生活不易，猪猪叹气，叹气泄气，还的打气。
Life is not easy, pigs sigh, sigh and discourage, but also cheer.
五，一眨眼就又过去一年，早知道就不眨眼了。
In the blink of an eye, another year has passed, and I knew it would not blink.
六，我回头率还挺高的，基本见到每一个帅哥都会回头。
My rate of return is quite high, basically seeing every handsome guy will look back.
七，你不是个合格的朋友还是做我的老公吧，我要睡觉了，昨晚梦见的泡面还有半桶没吃完。
You are not a qualified friend or be my husband, I want to sleep, last night dreamed of instant noodles and half a bucket has not finished eating.
八，多年前你一句保重，至今让我还没瘦下来。
Take care of yourself many years ago, so far I haven"t lost weight
九，人不泡我，我不泡人，人若泡我，我必让他心想事成。
People do not hit on me, I do not hit on people, if people hit on me, I will let him may all your wishes come true
十，是直接爱我，还是走个流程。心里藏着小星星，生活才能亮晶晶。
Do you love me directly, or go through a process. With little stars hidden in my heart, life can shine.
十一，最讨厌苦的东西了但你是甜的 所以我吃定你啦
I hate bitter things, but you"re sweet, so I"ll eat you
十二，发财和发快手 我总得发一个吧.
Make a fortune and make a fortune, Kuaishou. I have to make one.
十三，今天风挺大的，本来想回家的，结果给我吹到奶茶店来了
Today, the wind was quite strong. I wanted to go home. As a result, I was blown to the tea shop
十四，公主殿下的任务呢就是天天开心
Her Highness"s mission is happy every day
十五，大小姐驾到 统统闪开 但你 过来
Miss, get out of the way, but you come here
十六，每次见到你周围都冒着粉色泡泡
Every time I see you, there"s pink bubbles all around
十七，有机会耳机分你一个 然后开启心动模式
Have a chance to divide your headphones and turn on the heart mode
十八，我是一只小猪 肚子总是咕噜咕噜
I"m a little pig. My stomach is always purring
十九，上天给了我很多变胖的机会 我都抓住了
God has given me a lot of opportunities to get fat, I have seized
二十，我好喜欢小动物 比如炸鸡烤鸭水煮鱼
I love small animals like fried chicken and roast duck, fish filets in hot chili oil
二十一，对你的喜欢就像这日子只增不减
Likes you like this day only increases unabated
二十二，我肯定心脏有问题了 不然每次见你怎么都扑通扑通乱跳
I"m sure there"s something wrong with my heart, or I"ll be pounding every time I see you
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