1、从来不相信看见流星可以许愿，我只想踏实地收集龙珠。
I never believe that seeing a meteor can make a wish. I just want to collect the Dragon beads.
2、你这样不对，我教你，要两粒一起嚼才够味”“还让不让人吃米饭了“
It"s not right for you. I"ll teach you to chew two grains together to make it tasty“
3、为什么男生追到女生后态度会大变？ ：你考完试还看书？
Why do boys" attitudes change after they catch up with girls? Do you still read after the exam?
4、韩国的整容技术，不如中国的美图秀秀。
South Korea"s cosmetic technology is not as good as China"s beautiful pictures.
5、别把我的个性和态度混为一谈，我的个性是源于我是谁，而我的态度则取决于你是谁。
Don"t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
6、猪有猪的思想，人有人的思想，如果猪有了人的思想，那就不是猪了，那是八戒。
Pigs have the thoughts of pigs, and people have the thoughts of people. If pigs have the thoughts of human beings, it is not pigs, it is the eight commandments.
7、如果地震了，我会和你一起死，你是被砸死的我是看见你死了笑死的。
If the earthquake, I will die with you, you are crushed to death, I saw you die laughing.
8、女人不花，何来貌美如花。男人不坏，何来子孙后代。
If a woman doesn"t flower, how can she be beautiful like a flower. If a man is not bad, how can he come from his descendants.
9、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛可我却用它来翻白眼。
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used it to roll my eyes.
10、风情万种的女人是打火机，不解风情的女人是灭火器。
A woman of all kinds is a lighter, and a woman who does not understand her style is a fire extinguisher.
11、不要和我比懒，因为我懒得和你比。
Don"t be lazy with me, because I"m too lazy to compare with you.
12、毁掉一首歌的最好办法就是把它设置为起床闹铃。
The best way to destroy a song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.
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