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1.我对象说七夕陪我一天，象说没时间，动物园不放假！
My object says Tanabata will accompany me for one day, which means that there is no time and the zoo will not have a holiday!
2.七夕了，没什么好送的，就送几个秀恩爱的离开，我列表！
It"s Tanabata, there"s nothing to send, just send a few show loving leave, I list!
3.大家好，我是月老，今天就是七夕啦，现在转我100块，并备注好你心上人的名字，我就能让你知道，什么叫神仙也帮不了你！
Hello, everyone, I am Yue Lao, today is Tanabata, now turn me 100 yuan, and note the name of your sweetheart, I can let you know, what a fairy can"t help you!
4.别人都有甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋！
Everyone else has sweet love, but I only have a bald head!
5.别跟我说七夕快乐，也别问我七夕去哪，我就在家玩消消乐，消灭一对是一对！
Don"t tell me happy Tanabata, and don"t ask me where I"m going on Tanabata. I"ll have fun at home. Destroy a couple!
6.你好，我是你亲友，七夕我为你订的蛤蟆，现在我要开始叫了，孤寡孤寡孤寡孤寡孤寡孤寡！
Hello, I"m your relative and friend. I ordered toad for you on Tanabata. Now I"m going to start screaming. Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely!
7.情人节我掐指一算，不出意外，跟我半毛钱关系都没有！
Valentine"s Day I pinch my fingers, no accident, nothing to do with me!
8.七夕声明:我不是不谈恋爱，我是没人要！
Tanabata statement: I don"t want to fall in love, I don"t want it!
9.马上七夕节了，祝你们悄悄怀孕，然后惊艳所有人！
Qixi Festival is coming soon. I wish you all a quiet pregnancy and surprise everyone!
10.七夕节到了，你们尽管秀恩爱，如果下半年还是他算我输！
It"s Tanabata Festival, although you show your love, if he still counts me as a loser in the second half of the year!
11.我都已经截屏作证，给你的下一任看！
I have taken a screen shot to testify, and show it to your next one!
12.有趣的女孩子，一般都没有男朋友！
Interesting girls usually don"t have boyfriends!
13.老有人问我对象怎么样，我对象很好，我对猪也很好，对狗也不错，我很善良，谢谢！
People always ask me how my object is. My object is very good. I am also good to pigs and dogs. I am very kind. Thank you!
14.有需要电灯泡的嘛？吃不吃饭不重要，主要想近距离看看爱情！
Is there anyone who needs a light bulb? It doesn"t matter whether you eat or not, you mainly want to see love at close range!
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