有些老师上课，就像南孚电池，一节更比六节强。
Some teachers like Nanfu battery in class, one is better than six.
曾经一度想成为学霸，现在却只想罢学。
Once I wanted to be a curve wrecker, but now I just want to leave school.
学生时代最痛苦的一件事就是，学校交钱的频率已经快到家长都不信任自己的程度了。
One of the most painful things in my school days is that the frequency of paying money to the school is so high that parents don"t trust me.
如果晚上热醒了，别忘了顺手帮你室友盖好被子。
If you wake up in the hot weather at night, don"t forget to cover your roommate up with the blanket.
我有一个要强的妈妈，小时候我妈骑自行车带我，我脚卡车轮里了，我妈感觉蹬不动，就站起来蹬。
I have a strong mother. When I was a child, mymother took me by bike. My foot got stuck inthe wheel,then my mother felt that she couldn"t pedal, so she stood up and pedal.
从最开始的1000起家，到现在的几百万，,我不是想炫耀什么，我只是想告诉大家，欢乐斗地主这个东西，主要还是看运气。
I didn"t want to show off anything from the first 1000 yuan to the present millions, I just want to tell you that the game of card is mainly based on luck.
等疫情结束了，我要立马跑去见我闺蜜，然后在她耳边轻轻对她说：你胖了！
When the epidemic is over, I will immediately run to see my girlfriend, and then I will whisper to her in her ear, "you are fat!"!
我不仅是个没追求的人，我还是个没人追求的人。
I am not only a person without pursuit, but also a person no one pursues.
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