楼下一对情侣在互送巧克力，我咣当一桶水下去，听说下雨天和巧克力更配哦！
A couple is downstairs delivering chocolate to each other, then I pour a bucket of water down, because it"s better to match chocolates in rainy days!
珍惜生活，上帝还让你活着，就肯定还有他的安排。
Please cherish life, God keeps you alive, there must be his arrangement.
友情是什么？就是你脑瘫多年，我却一心一意。
What is friendship? That is I am single-minde for many years during you have cerebralpalsy .
学霸就是，就算老师讲的是个毛线，学霸也能给它织成毛衣。
Curve wrecker is that even if the teacher says nothing, he can knit it into a sweater.
思念一个人是什么感觉？心里只有一个频道，最可恨的是，还没有广告。
What is it like to miss someone? It is that there is only one channel without ads in my heart.
这年头，拧不开瓶盖的都嫁人了，拧得开的都还在自己拧着。
Nowadays, those who can"t open the bottle cap are married. Those who can open the bottle cap are still opening it by themselves.
当你眨眨眼，不要脸的人都以为那是放电。
When I blink, people who are shameless think I have a crush on someone.
永远不要和脑残的人争论，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他一个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
Never argue with someone who is mentally retarded, because he will take your IQ to the same level as him, then beat you with rich experience.
开心了就笑，不开心就过会儿再笑！
You should laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy!
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