你胖不是别的原因，你看，一般快乐的人才会胖，所以你就是快乐。
There is no other reason why you are fat. You see, happy people are fat, so you are happy.
我一定要把我的小仙女收拾的漂漂亮亮的，这样我们走在街上，大就就都会认为我很有钱。
I must make my fairy pretty, so that when we walk on the street, everyone will think I am rich.
我刚才写作业，有只苍蝇飞呀飞呀飞到了我的数学题上，仔细地看了一眼，就头也不回地飞走了。
I just write homework, there is a fly fly fly fly fly fly fly to my math problem, carefully take a look, on the head also do not look back to fly away.
我很伤心很难过，如果你真的想让我好起来，请给我一份海底捞和两个服务员。
I am very sad, if you really want to make me better, please give me a haidilao and two waiters.
我的小表弟终于学会说话了，可是为什么，他张口的第一句竟然是“叫爸爸”。
My little cousin finally learned to speak, but why, the first sentence of his mouth turned out to be "call father".
每次雨天看到兰博基尼我都暗暗下决定，一定要给自己买一个好一点的雨衣。
Every time I see a Lamborghini on a rainy day, I secretly decide that I must buy myself a better raincoat.
我只有两件事不会，这个不会，那个也不会。
There are only two things I can"t do. I can"t do this and I can"t do that.
我肯定要对理发师发脾气啊，他给我理得那么丑，难道非要我承认自己长得不好看吗
I must have lost my temper with the barber. He gave me such a bad haircut. Must I admit that I am not good-looking
睡不着无非三个原因，手里有部手机，心里住着个傻逼，肚子里有只咕咕鸡。
I can"t sleep for three reasons: I have a cell phone in my hand, I live in my heart, And I have a cooing chicken in my stomach.
为什么要提醒我“钱不是万能的”？我才没那么贪心呢。我只想要钱而已，就没指望它万能。
Why remind me that money isn"t everything?I"m not that greedy.I just want money, I don"t expect it to do everything.
夏天我就喜欢去银行，一来是去蹭空调，二来是去看余额，肉体和心灵顿时就会凉快很多。
I like to go to the bank in summer, first is to rub against the air conditioner, second is to see the balance, the body and mind will suddenly cool a lot.
我学的是神圣的知识，你居然用分数来衡量，这简直是对学术的沾污！
I"m studying sacred knowledge, and you"re using grades to measure it. It"s an academic smear!
老实说我不知道，长大后我的孩子会不会遗传我的逗比气质。
To be honest, I don"t know if my children will inherit my funny temperament when they grow up.
把最后一口水留给需要的同志吧，把那瓶橙汁给我。
Save the last sip of water for the comrade who needs it. Give me that orange juice.
每天很早来学校，表面是爱学习，可有几人知道，我们是来抄作业的。
Come to school early every day, the surface is love learning, but a few people know that we are to copy homework.
去跟你喜欢的人表白，你喜欢的人拒绝了你，你的心就凉了！也就不热了！
Go to the person you like, you like the person rejected you, your heart is cold!It"s not hot!
