本文的高端英文表（段）达（子）分为两个篇章—— 一是土味情话篇，二是文艺抒情篇。既有浑身鸡皮疙瘩瞬间暴起，又能微闭双眼细品其中意味，妙哉~
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各位看官各取所需~
土味情话篇
⑴
I think you look like a relative of mine.
You look like my father"s son-in-law.
我觉得你像我的一个亲戚，
你像我爸的女婿。
⑵
"What"s your blood type?"
"B."
"No, you are my type."
“你是什么血型？”
“B型。”
“不是，你是我的理想型。”
⑶
"Do you have a map?"
"What?"
"I"m getting lost in your eyes."
“你有地图吗？”
“怎么啦”
“我在你的双眸中迷失了方向。”
⑷
"Why hasn"t the thing I asked you to order come yet?"
"What?"
"Our future."
“刚刚叫帮我点的东西怎么还木有来？！”
“什么？”
“我们的未来。”
⑸
"I"m not afraid of anyone except you."
"Why?"
"Because I am afraid of my wife."
“我什么人都不怕，就是怕你。”
“为什么？”
“因为我怕老婆。”
⑹
"I"ve got a crush on a guy."
"Then he must be handsome."
"Oh, you are such a narcissist."
“我喜欢上一个小哥哥了。”
“那他一定很帅。”
“你太自恋了。”
⑺
I"m afraid that I"m gonna have a tooth decay.
Because you are just so sweet.
我好害怕自己要长蛀牙了哦。
因为你真的太甜了。
⑻
"Can you love me?"
"No, I can"t."
"Then I can teach you how to."
“请问你会喜欢我吗？”
“不会。”
“你不会我可以教你啊。”
⑼
"Do you know my original name?"
"I don"t know."
"My original name was Wang, but it changed to Fu the moment I met you."
(Note: Fu has the same pronunciation as the word "happiness" in Chinese.)
“你知道我本来姓什么吗？”
“不知道。”
“我本来姓王，但是遇见了你，我就幸（姓）福了。”
文艺抒情篇
⑴
In me the tiger sniffs the rose.
by Siegfried Sassoon
心有猛虎，细嗅蔷薇。（英国诗人萨松）
⑵
The course of true love never did run smooth.
真爱无坦途——《仲夏夜之梦》
3
For you, a thousand times over.
为你，千千万万遍——《追风筝的人》
4
Had I not seen the sun，
I could have borne the shade.
我本可以忍受黑暗，如果我不曾见过阳光。
5
If I can see you after a long year，
how can I greet，
With silence, with tears.
假使我又遇见你，隔了悠长的岁月
我将如何致意？以沉默，以眼泪——拜伦《恨别》
6
I love three things.
The sun, the moon and you.
The sun for the day.
The moon for the night
and you forever.
世之万物，吾爱有三：
一曰为日，一曰为月，一曰为汝。
日出昼也，月升夜也，爱汝恒也！
7
If you reveal your secrets to the wind
you should not blame the wind
for revealing them to the trees
by Kahlil Gibran
要是你把你的秘密告诉了风
那就别怪风把它带给树——纪伯伦
8
We laughed and kept saying “see u soon”,
but inside we both knew we’d never see each other again.
我们笑着说再见，却深知再见遥遥无期——电影《海上钢琴师》
