我感觉我男朋友不爱我了，为什么这么多天了，他还是没出现在我的梦里呢？
I feel that my boyfriend does not love me, why so many days, he still did not appear in my dream?
跟朋友一起出去玩，坐在车上，旁边一直有个婴儿在哭，特别烦，我朋友劝我要换位思考一下，然后我想想有道理，然后我现在坐在婴儿车里，更烦了。
Go out with friends, sit in the car, there has been a baby crying, especially annoying,
my friend advised me to change my mind, and then I think it makes sense, and then I am sitting in the stroller, more annoying.
怎么了怎么了，世界上多我一个美女怎么了？是影响生态平衡了吗？
What"s wrong, I" m a beautiful woman in the world? Is it affecting the ecological balance?
你们为什么总是让我滚？这多不雅观！能用爬的吗？
Why do you always let me go? This is not elegant! Can you climb it?
为什么一定要吵架，这样搞得大家都不好看，何不打对方一顿，从此互不往来。
Why do you have to quarrel, so that everyone is not goodlooking, why not fight each other, never contact each other.
刚刚出门丢了十块，十去了，十去了，你听到了吗？失去了。
I just lost ten dollars, ten, ten. Do you hear me? Lost.
大家好呀，我这迷人可爱温柔善良的小仙女又来问候你们了。
Hello, everyone, my charming, lovely, gentle and kind fairy has come to greet you again.
遇到好朋友失恋了不知道怎么安慰？那就拉黑吧，眼不见心不烦。
Meet good friend lovelorn do not know how to comfort? Then blacken up, out of sight, out of mind.
有些人说我矮，有些人说我不矮，我不矮啊，我不矮啊，听到了吗？我不爱啊。
Some people say I"m short, some people say I" m not short, I"m not short, I" m not short, you hear? I don"t love it.
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