我摊牌了，其实我有男朋友，就是目前不太稳定，有时候梦不到。
I have a showdown. In fact, I have a boyfriend. It"s not very stable at present. Sometimes I can"t dream.
吃掉可爱，消化掉不可爱。
Eat lovely, digest not lovely.
别的小朋友都有小熊抱，就我没有，因为你是一只猪。
Other children have bear hugs, but I don"t, because you are a pig.
我对象说出去玩吧，象说动物园不让。
I told the elephant to go out and play. The elephant said the zoo wouldn"t let him go.
恋爱可以慢慢谈，肉必须趁热吃。
Love can be slow, meat must be eaten while hot.
喷嚏没打出来，都怪你不多想我一会。
Sneeze didn"t come out, blame you don"t think about me for a while.
叫你和我谈恋爱是害你吗？还不是看你一个人没有女朋友太孤单了。
Does it hurt you to ask you to fall in love with me? It"s not that you"re alone without a girlfriend.
发现人类一个比较可爱的共同点：喜欢谁就给谁买点吃的。
We found that human beings have a lovely thing in common: buy food for those who like it.
说起我男朋友的优点，总结起来就是五个字：会挑女朋友。
When it comes to my boyfriend"s advantages, it comes to five words: he is very good at choosing his girlfriend.
其实谈不谈恋爱真的不重要，但一定要有个喜欢的人，要不心空空的真的感觉不太好。所以我建议你喜欢我。
In fact, it doesn"t matter whether you are in love or not, but you have to have someone you like, or you don"t feel good when you are empty hearted. So I suggest you like me.
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