我跟你的高度不同，所以我说的话你不懂，也是合理的。
My height is different from yours, so what I say is reasonable and you don"t understand.
如果你长得不丑的话，那应该很好看。
If you"re not ugly, you should look good.
遇到自己喜欢的人，就应该大胆追求，反正拒绝你又不是这一次而已。
Meet the person you like, you should pursue boldly. Anyway, it"s not this time to refuse you.
我想着把复杂的话简单的跟你说，没想到我高估了你的智商。
I want to tell you the complicated words simply. Unexpectedly, I overestimated your IQ.
穿的倒是一个比一个危险，长得却是一个比一个安全。
The clothes are more dangerous than one, but they are safer than one.
如果吃鱼能变聪明的话，那你可要承包一片海洋了。
If eating fish can make you smarter, you have to contract an ocean.
你没有觉得你长得好独特吗？简直就是非人哉！
Don"t you think you look so unique? It"s inhuman!
别再约我喝酒了，你们亲的亲抱的抱，而我只会抱着马桶，还被拍照。
Don"t ask me to drink again. You hug me, and I"ll only hold the toilet and be photographed.
不要跟我谈恋爱了，发个朋友圈，我连我对象都不怕，你还怕你爸妈知道。
Don"t fall in love with me. Send a circle of friends. I"m not even afraid of my object. You"re afraid your parents know.
在街上看到有卖鸭锁骨的，连鸭都有锁骨，为什么我没有？
In the street, I saw people selling duck collarbones. Even ducks have collarbones. Why didn"t I?
我跟你说了，我在忙，你却还要问我在忙什么。
I told you, I"m busy, but you have to ask me what I"m busy with.
你要记得，不管我们疏远成什么样子，只要两杯奶茶，我们就会恢复之前。
You should remember that no matter what our estrangement looks like, as long as we have two cups of milk tea, we will recover.
