友情提示：本文共有 1494 个字，阅读大概需要 3 分钟。
下雨天就适合在家睡觉，大晴天就适合出去走走，然而，漫长岁月，竟然没有一天是适合上班的！
It is suitable to sleep at home on rainy days and go out for a walk on sunny days. However, there is not a day suitable for going to work in the long years!
不知道为啥，每当我准备认真看书的时候，这个世界就非常有趣，一点风吹草动就能吸引我！
I don"t know why, every time I prepare to read seriously, the world is very interesting, a little wind and grass can attract me!
终于突破了事业的瓶颈，不过发现还有瓶颈！
Finally broke through the bottleneck of the cause, but found that there are bottlenecks!
喜欢一个人就像咳嗽一样，是藏不住的，不过多喜欢就够就能就藏得住了！
Like a person is like a cough, is not hidden, but like enough can be hidden!
请问，到底要买什么要的型号的手机，才能收得到喜欢男孩子的短信！
Excuse me, in the end to buy what type of mobile phone, in order to receive like boys" SMS!
我希望你做个甜甜的梦，意思就是希望你梦见我！
I hope you have a sweet dream. I hope you dream of me!
当幸福来敲门时，我怕我不在家，所以我一直很宅！
When happiness knocks on the door, I"m afraid I"m not at home, so I"ve been very homesick!
我是天线宝宝，你没有天线，所以我们无法交流！
I am antenna baby, you have no antenna, so we can"t communicate!
如果我变得有钱了，我就不加如果了！
If I become rich, I will not add if!
我会用生命保证我会谈恋爱，但是我没保证我会用谁的命！
I will use life to guarantee that I will talk about love, but I don"t guarantee whose life I will use!
强扭的瓜不甜，可是还是挺解渴的！
It"s not sweet to be forced to fight, but it"s still quite thirst quenching!
今天天气这么热，我会把 暗恋变成热恋吗？
It"s so hot today. Will I turn my secret love into a passionate one?
我觉得，我这辈子最灿烂的笑容，大概都奉献给了我的手机屏幕了吧！
I think the most brilliant smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen ！
图片来自网络，侵权请联系删除！
本文如果对你有帮助，请点赞收藏《沙雕又搞怪的皮句子 可爱有趣 发朋友圈秒赞率超高！》，同时在此感谢原作者。
