1、脸圆了能怪我吗？东西好吃也不能怪我。
Can you blame me for your round face? I can"t be blamed for the delicious food.
2、不砸了你家的灯，我怎么趁黑偷亲你。
If I don"t smash your lamp, how can I kiss you while it"s dark.
3、空有一身泡妞的本领，很无奈自己是个妞。
I have the ability to chase girls, but I"m helpless. I"m a girl.
4、对于单身唯一的解释，无非两个字：优秀。
The only explanation for being single is two words: excellent.
5、只要我够可爱，烦恼就追不上我。
As long as I"m cute enough, my troubles can"t catch up with me.
6、脸大的人一般脾气都超好，因为翻脸真的很辛苦。
People with big faces are usually super good tempered, because it"s really hard to turn over their faces.
7、一定要保持笑容，不然这么多年的牙都白刷了。
Be sure to smile, or it doesn"t make sense to brush your teeth for so many years.
8、要好好奋斗，不然除了美貌一无所有。
Fight hard, or nothing but beauty.
9、后来终于在眼泪中明白，有些人胖了就再也瘦不回来。
Later, I finally understood in tears that some people will never come back when they are fat.
10、还是要多出去走走，不然根本不知道，宅在家里玩手机有多舒服。
I still need to go out more, or I don"t know how comfortable it is to play mobile phone at home.
11、如果我发了哪条朋友圈你不喜欢，你就跟我说，我把你删了。
If you don"t like the WeChat moments I posted, you can tell me that I deleted you.
12、能不能发我一毛钱，我怕我们连一毛关系都没了。
Can you give me a dime? I"m afraid we have nothing to do with it.
13、昨晚跟蚊子战了一宿，最后打成了平手，它没吃饱，我没睡好。
Last night, I had a fight with the mosquito for a whole night. At last, we made a draw. It didn"t eat enough. I didn"t sleep well.
14、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。
I don"t care if I scold you everyday. But you have to wait for me to beat you to know that I am both literate and martial.
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