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让我看看到底是谁总是在我背后说，我的爱情之路不顺的，到底是谁说的，我今天非要把他找出来，然后义正言辞地告诉他：“饭可以乱吃，话不可以乱讲，谁说我的爱情路不顺的？我在爱情上根本就没有路好吗”？
Let me see who is the one who always says behind my back that my love is not going well. I have to find him today and tell him in a righteous way, "You can eat in a disordered way, but you can"t talk in a disordered way. Who says my love is not going well? I have no way at all in love, ok?"
大宝贝，小宝贝们早上好，不好也行，反正随便你，不过一定要记得吃早餐哦，早餐是一天中最重要的，如果不是我的宝贝那你就不要吃了，浪费粮食。
Good morning, big baby, little baby, whatever you want, but make sure to eat breakfast, breakfast is the most important thing in the day, if it is not my baby, you should not eat, waste food.
其实你大可不必对我冷暴力，在这段感情里，我真的从来没有想过要缠着你不放，毕竟我也是一个有自尊心的人，这是最后一次我主动联系你了，真的，最后一次，借我五块钱。
In fact, you don"t have to be cold and violent to me. In this relationship, I really never thought of pestering you, after all, I am also a self-respecting person. This is the last time I have contacted you actively.
不要总是对我说什么，你是一个好人，既然我这么好，那你为什么还要走？虚伪的人！
Don"t always say to me, you are a good man, since I am so good, then why do you go? False people!
不要总是问我为什么喜欢你，我最后再说一次，喜欢就是喜欢，就像小时候你妈要打你一样，毫无道理！
Don"t always ask me why I like you, I say it for the last time, like is like, just like your mother to beat you when you were a child, there is no reason!
我刚才看了一下我们的聊天记录，从昨天晚上，我给你发了一个消息之后，你就再也没有回复了，直到今天你还不主动来找我，我其实特别纳闷，你为什么还不给我发消息？难道是因为你突然发现自己不配吗？
I have just checked our chat records. Since last night, I sent you a message, you have not replied. Until today, you have not taken the initiative to come to me. Is it because you suddenly realize you don"t deserve it?
你仇富吗？那我告诉你一个小秘密，只要你我都不努力，那么那些老板就永远都顾不上他们自己想要的生活（纯属娱乐，认真你就输了）
Do you hate the rich? Let me tell you a little secret. As long as you and I don"t work hard, those bosses will never care about the life they want for themselves.
那些精致的女孩子答应我，不要便宜任何一个男孩子好吗？就这样我们自己孤独终老难道不香吗？
Will the fine girls promise me not to take any boy cheap? Wouldn"t it be nice to die alone like this?
现在的社会现实告诉我们，做人必须要懂得谦让，要多听取别人对你的意见，然后你在心里默默地记下来，那些对你有意见的，都是哪些人。
The current social reality tells us that a person must know how to be humble, to listen to others on your opinion, and then you silently write down, those who have opinions on you, are the people.
作为一名资深的舔狗，我想实事求是地告诉你们一个经验，那就是就算我得不到她的人，我也要得到她的表情包，就是这么有原则。
As a veteran dog licker, I want to tell you the truth that even if I don"t get her, I get her memes. It"s principled.
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