1、天气预报说今天没有风，看来又得挨饿了。
The weather forecast says there"s no wind today. It looks like we"re going to starve again.
2、大家都有好看的脸，而我有好大的脸。
Everyone has a good face, and I have a big face.
3、干啥啥不行，天天穷开心。
You can"t do anything. Every day will only be happy.
4、如果上课不能闭着眼，是否还能撑着脸。
If I can"t close my eyes in class, can I still hold my face?
5、你像夹心饼干，里面裹着甜味。
You"re like a Sandwich Cookie. It"s sweet inside.
6、这个冬天，我可以躲进你的心里，避避寒吗？
This winter, I can hide in your heart, avoid the cold?
7、现在几点，开心一点。
What time is it? Have fun.
8、恋爱太难了，我们拜个把子吧！
It"s too hard to fall in love. Let"s become relatives!
9、今天天气很好，适合打打闹闹，也适合亲亲抱抱。
Today"s weather is very good, suitable for playing, also suitable for kissing and hugging.
10、我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
I"m an angel. I can"t go back to heaven because of my weight.
11、想你很多次，星星很多颗。
Miss you many times, many stars.
12、想借你心头的月亮，乘进一片浪漫。
I want to borrow the moon in your heart to ride a piece of romance.
13、小朋友，收起小小烦恼，挂起月亮，睡个好觉。
Children, put away a little trouble, hang up the moon, have a good sleep.
14、向神明许愿，让你变成我的小熊。
Make a wish to God, let you become my bear.
15、本人丰富，无法简介。
I am too rich to introduce myself.
16、闹钟打破了我和肖战的未来。
The alarm clock broke the future of Xiao Zhan and I.
17、我不整理房间，因为我是乱“室”佳人。
I don"t tidy my room because I"m a beautiful lady with a messy room.
18、喜欢在下午更新动态，因为早晚你们会喜欢上我。
I like to update my news in the afternoon, because sooner or later you will like me.
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