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一、消失了这么久，没发朋友圈，也没有人发信息问问我还活着没有？
Disappeared for so long, no friends circle, no one sent a message to ask me whether I am still alive?
二、大家晚上好，又到了我们开始迷茫抑郁的时候了。
Good evening, everyone. It"s time for us to be confused and depressed again.
三、至于为什么我长胖了这个问题，今天我终于想想明白了，原来是我放在心里的事情太多了，不好瘦啊！
As for why I gain weight this problem, today I finally think understand, originally is I put in the heart of things too much, not thin ah!
四、现在的我真是太想脱离单身了，我真的恨不得谈3个对象来表明我想脱单的决心。
Now I really want to get out of the single, I really want to talk about three objects to show my determination to get out of the single.
五、这个天气有多热知道吗？如果不小心摔一跤，你可能就会被烫伤。
Do you know how hot it is? If you don"t take care to fall down, you might get burned.
六、昨天晚上散步的时候，我在小区门后捡到了一瓶六神花露水，也不知道到底是谁掉在这里的，我想可能这就是传说中的“六神无主”吧！
Last night for a walk, I picked up a bottle of six god toilet water after the village door, also do not know who fell here, I think this may be the legendary "six god without master"!
七、夏天总是容易被晒黑，昨晚我偷偷的拿出魔镜，问它：“魔镜魔镜告诉我，我是不是这世界上最黑的人”，叫了半天，都没反应，就在我快要放弃的时候，听到它惊恐的说：“到底是谁在说话”？
The summer is always easy to be tanned, last night I secretly took out the mirror, asked it: "mirror mirror mirror tell me, I am not the darkest person in the world", called along while, did not respond, in I am about to give up, heard it panic said: "who is talking?
八、上次给我妈，发了一个笑话，她看完了，回复我一个哈哈哈哈的表情，我问她是不是很有意思，写这个笑话的人有才吗？她问我是谁？我说是我，然后她半天才回了一句说：“一天到晚的能不能干点正事”？
the last time to my mother, sent a joke, she finished reading, replied to me a ha ha ha ha expression, I asked her is not very interesting, write the joke people have talent? She asked me who I was. I said It was me, and only after a long while did she reply, "Can you do something serious all the time?"
九、下次如果你遇到不开心的事情，可以给我语音电话呀！我会挂掉，这样你就会更不开心了，哈哈哈哈。
Next time if you are unhappy, you can give me a voice call. I"ll hang up, and you"ll be even more unhappy, hahahahaha.
十、我妈从小叫教育我，要勤俭节约，不要老是乱花钱，然后长大后的我，才发现，原来根本就没有钱让我乱花！
My mother was called to educate me, to be industrious and thrifty, don"t always spend money recklessly, and then grow up after I, only to find that there is no money for me to spend recklessly!
十一、事实证明女孩子都不喜欢抽烟的男孩子，因为刚刚我抽烟然后亲了一下，我前边的女孩子，就被打了，她男朋友下手可真重！
Facts that girls do not like smoking boys, because I just smoke and then kiss, I in front of the girl, was beaten, her boyfriend can really heavy!
十二、我来抛个硬币吧，如果它碎了，那我今天就去跑步减肥。
I"ll flip a coin. If it"s broken, I"ll run today to lose weight.
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